Not So Young But Angry Conservatives Unite

Getting sick of the progressively worse slant and obvious bias of the media? Got booted out of other sites for offending too many liberals? Make this your home. If you SPAM here, you're gone. Trolling? Gone. Insult other posters I agree with. Gone. Get the pic. Private sanctum, private rules. No Fairness Doctrine and PC wussiness tolerated here..... ECCLESIASTES 10:2- The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

24 Update from Last Week

Sorry, work's been busy and all the national stuff is a bit crazy lately....

Here's a link to a good mocking of this past week's 24 episode.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut RIP

Author and writer Kurt Vonnegut died yesterday. The creator of such works as Slaughterhouse Five and Harrison Bergeron passed away at the age of 84. His writing style was interesting. His politics, not everyone's cup of tea, but he did not back down. Vonnegut's book Slaughterhouse Five was hated and raved on. It's was burned in piles, and bought by others. At least Kurt wasn't fired off MSNBC for a stupid comment.

RIP, Kurt.

Also, actor Roscoe Lee Browne died yesterday. He was best known as the narrator from the film, Babe, but also Bill Cosby's professor pal and poker buddy. Browne was also the judge in Legal Eagles, with Robert Redford..... RIP Mr. Browne.

Don Imus Non-story

OK, not that I am a fan of Don Imus, but what's the frickin hoopla over nappy headed hos? Hasn't that been voiced over and over and over again on most rap and MTV shit? When did everyone get so up in arms?

First off, Don Imus was a tactless boob for what he said. There, he was in the wrong.
Second, he deserves suspension, but is now being fired. How can his ratings get any lower, since his show is usually fighting for dead last place with Air America on the airwaves? But, he's now canned, says MSNBC. Wow, I guess liberals do eat their own.
Third, this is being stoked for more than it is by hypocrites like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. Sharpton and Jackson are such moral authorities on race and tolerance. Anyone remember the Crown Heights Riots or Tawana Brawley or hymietown? No? Of course not, the media buried those. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson can both shut it now and for all eternity.

The Rutgers Ladies Basketball Team though offended, is now claiming mental scars for the rest of their lives....Did your lawyer coach you good or what? What kind of contingency is that ambulance chaser going for? How can anyone take nappy headed ho and then say they had nightmares of slavery and human bondage? You're still in college! You don't know what you wanna do with your life, but you're now a judge on metaphors and alliteration? Go back to English class. And tell that lawyer to STFU. You were hurt, it sucked, but don't milk this.

Next, apply, the standard evenly or don't do it at all. You media types slammed Imus, and Mel Gibson, and others. They screwed the pooch, yeah, they got their comeuppance. However, these non-stories are all over the place. And no one dares ask why it's OK for some hoodlum role-model to us n-gga or ho or bitch, but anyone else does and they're a biggot. Who's worse? The idiot who slips up and doesn't normally say that crap OR the idiot perpetuating stereotypes of his own ethnicity on others? Be the judge.

Treat bigotry the same or just shut up, suck it up, and deal with it later.

There's more important stories for you bobbleheads to cover, like American Idol and Dancing With the Stars, but not Iran, the illegals invasion, and the f-up known as Iraq. F-up because we didn't hit hard enough. F-up because the President didn't let the military do their job. F-up because the same DC twerps who screwed Vietnam, thought they could win on their time table. They didn't learn from WWII or Korea or Vietnam. So, when we don't learn, we repeat history.

There, rant over.

24 Update

Well, at least they got back to somewhat believable stuff and finally hooded those retard falcons, oops, the writers from Fox, CAIR and Nice episode, see if you can save this season of 24.

Eh, here's B4B's rendition of 24.....

10:00:00 to 10:11:04
Yee-hah! Slim Pickens is riding the missile straight into Durkadurkastan! Fixin' to unleash some bottled sunshine. Frau Blucher and Weasel Cage are desperate to stop the missiles. Frau Blucher begs Chiggy to lie and say Jack is getting dirt from Nagonaworkhere, but Chiggy won't lie.In full-blown panic, the ambassador from Durkadurkastan reports that his government has taken General Heebiejeebi into custody for working with Sameer Nagonaworkhere's terrorist cell. Zombie President Belushi aborts the missile. Now knowing the Durkadurkastanis have been lying the whole time, and the whole thing was a bluff it wasn't a real missile it was a dummy warhead (Demond Wilson was strapped to the nosecone.)
Back in El Lay, Jack pounds Nagonaworkhere like cheap veal, but Nagonaworkhere won't talk. Ricky Stratton wants to take a turn with him.Ricky Stratton: "You think you're gonna be some knd of martyr. I don't think so, punk."Nagonaworkhere: "I serve the will of God."Ricky Stratton (putting a gun to Nagonaworkhere's head): "Let's try out that theory."Jack stops Ricky Stratton and books the David Crosby suite at Betty Ford to hook up Nagonaworkhere to some chemical persuasion.
10:15:32 to 10:22:54
Weasel Cage brings Heebiejeebi's permanent record from elementary school. Zombie President Belushi is pleased. "Ha! Ran with scissors! I knew it!" Weasel apologizes for not trusting ZPB's judgment, and Belushi apologizes for not being more sensitive to Weasel Cage's feelings. ZPB says, "We all learned something here today." You know how I can tell ZPB and WC are gay? Because they hold each other oh so tenderly.
Naturally, the armored van is rammed by an armored truck on the way back to CTU. A bunch of thugs bust out of the armored truck and come at Jack and Ricky Stratton with machine guns. Jack uses his sidearm and manages to take out a couple before the bullet with his name on it finds him and leaves him sprawled on the pavement. As soon as Jack and Ricky are down, the thugs hustle off with Nagonaworkhere.Jacks lies dead on the pavement. Then he rises as Zombie Jack Bauer. He informs CTU that the "rescue" of Nagonaworkhere went off as planned. Then, Zombie Bacardi turns to Zombie Light Beer and says, "Ricky you're bleeding... and your brains smell delicious." Ricky insists that it's minor.As the armored van speeds away, a middle eastern man informs Nagonworkhere, "General Heebijeebi sent us. He wants us to help you rendezvous with your men." "Give me your gun," Nagonaworkhere demands, and then demands to talk to Heebijeebi directly.10:27:23 to 10:37:32
Chiggy recaps the previous segment for the benefit of Zombie President Belushi and anyone else who was tuning in late or was too stupid to figure it out. (You know, like people who watch 'The View.') Chiggy and Zombie President Belushi to arrange for Heebijeebi to call in. The Durkadurkastani ambassador grovels in gratitude for the president not making baked glass out of the desert. Now, Frau Blucher starts talking tough, "That's not good enough, you lying sack of crap." "It's not lying, it's taqiyya, and besides, we even arrested his family. What else do you want from us?" ZPB suggests: "Well, could you shoot them... or at least fake it like Jack did in Season 2."
Back at CTU, Kemper is all pissy because he thinks Awana Fuqya likes Ricky Stratton better than him. Fuqya insists that she's only being nice because she likes hanging around Ricky's dad's mansion, which is stocked with arcade video games and has a scale model train. Al Bundy here's them arguing, and offers Kemper some words of wisdom. "Women, can't live with them... the end."
As the Durkadurkastani's hold a gun to his son's head for inspiration, Heebijeebi talks to Nagonworkhere. "You suck Nagonaworkhere. I should have sent Bahir to run this martyrdom operation. Make with the bombs already." Nagonaworkhere gives the team directions to the safe house.Back at the Batcave, the president collapses.There hasn't been a president who fell down this much since Ulysses S Grant.
10:41:53 to 10:47:24
Awana Fuqya finds an inconsistency in the general's transcript. "He talks about someone named Bahir. That's not even a real middle Eastern name. it's that kid from 'South Park.''' She thinks it may have been a duress code.
Jack tries to warn the CTU guys in the armored car, but just then, their truck enters a tunnel, cutting them off. The next time Jack sees the armored truck, it's stopped into the tunnel and most of the CTU tactical team is dead.Seeing bullet holes in the service door of the tunnel (they always seem to have those, don't they?) Jack follows it and sees Nagonaworkhere pummeling some undocumented worker who was just doing a job American's won't do. Then, Nagonaworkhere steals his truck. Apparently, the FBI was asleep at the switch when Nagonaworkhere took a CDL course and got a Class F Heavy Equipment License.Jack clings to the bottom of the garbage truck, and still manages to call CTU. "Hey, Look at me, I'm T.J. Hooker!"
10:51:42 to 10:59:59
Zombie President Belushi is strapped back into his chair. "Must. Eat. More. Brains." His doctor will have none of it. "Either you stop eating brains or I quit." "What if I just ate one really big brain?" Frau Blucher agrees to send for George F. Will.
Nagonaworkhere speeds back towards Initech. Upon arrival, he orders his men to load the nukes onto the truck and make ready to drive to the middle of downtown Los Angeles, where they will detonate them at midnight, resulting in as many as five casualties.Then, Jack starts shooting up the place. There are like twenty terrorists firing at him with AK's, and Jack's got like one hand gun and a can of Dole pineapple, but he fights like Chuck Norris and kills them all and then beats the crap outta Sameer Nagonaworkhere. Jack hooks him up to a chain and whispers, "Say hello to your little brother... and my wife ... and Tony Almeda, and Michelle Dressler, and Edgar Stiles, and Edgar Stiles's Mom, and Lynn McGill, and Curtis Manning and David Palmer and Ryan Chappelle and ... Elvis and Don Knotts." Then Jack hangs him.
Doyle is the first to catch up with him. "Bombs are on the table." Jack tells him. "It's Miller Time." Jack checks his watch. "And in less time than it usually takes."
Then, Jack gets a mysterious phone call from his "dead" Season 4 girlfriend, Zombie Penis Nose. The heathen Chinee are holding her prisoner and torturing, but unlike with Muslims, you won't hear any professional grievance groups whining about it. Just ask Sarah Silverman. Anyway, the heathen Chinee demand that Jack call them back, presumably, so they can continue to do horrible things to him.Or for them?Tick Tock

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Funny As.....

I don't care what you say, this sh-t is funny.

Props to Carlos Mencia and his sick ass mind.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Good Friday

And to recover from the demons purged in this last post, have a happy Easter Weekend. Remember, it's more than suits, and bunnies, and hyper kids on sugar, it's about Jesus coming back from the dead for all mankind.

Have a very Good Friday to remember what happened, but also what lay after.

Bob Clark, Porkys and Christmas Story Director Killed in Auto accident

Well, today is sad day in the world. Actually, this is from a few days ago. But, director Bob Clark, best known for A Christmas Story, Porky's I & II, Turk 182, and other films was killed in a car accident near Pacific Pallisades, CA. two days ago. Clark was hit by a driver, with a suspended license, while under the influence and with two priors. And this same driver, is rumored to be an illegal alien...... what a shock. RIP Mr. Clark and Clark's son. Driver who killed Clark and caused other accidents, may you face justice.


And in other news, a Houston Mother and unborn child were also killed in a recent accident, by one of our new citizens, who is taking Reconquesta to a whole new level. Keellin the it on the road all you honkeys and everyone else who assimilates here in the US....

And another.....

Our new illegal citizens, doing the killings Americans don't want to do. Sickens me.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

No WMDS, that's not what they said then....