Tater's Words of Wisdom

Ron White, aka Tater Salad, may be a comedian, but he's funny and usually right.....

Men and Women, take my advice, don't marry for looks alone. Cause when Barb's boobs start to sag, you can get em done and raised, move the nipple round and all that. Heck, you can go to a boob joint and say, "I want those titties on that one!" It's nice, I know. You can get the wife to get her tummy tucked, like a cheerleader. Heck, her hearing goes bad, there's a device you can plant for perfect hearing. And if her eyes go out, there's lasic that gives you perfect 20/20 vision. But in all my time, in all my experience, "You Can't Fix STUPID."

Example.....

One time I was watching a shootout live on CNN, and it went on so long that eventually the criminal shot himself. And the cops are complaining by saying, "He's got on body armor, he's got on body armor." And I thinking, "I can see his head. Shoot him in the fuckin' head."

Another......

Ron White: Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't... want to. 'Cause, back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman naked, you... wanna see the rest of 'em naked.