Not So Young But Angry Conservatives Unite

Getting sick of the progressively worse slant and obvious bias of the media? Got booted out of other sites for offending too many liberals? Make this your home. If you SPAM here, you're gone. Trolling? Gone. Insult other posters I agree with. Gone. Get the pic. Private sanctum, private rules. No Fairness Doctrine and PC wussiness tolerated here..... ECCLESIASTES 10:2- The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Top 10 Signs You may be a 24 Junkie

10. You hear every clock and watch tick as the one on 24.
9. If you see anything with Elisha Cuthbert and yell, "Hey! It's Kim Bauer!"
8. You follow up comment 9, with, "where's the cougar at?"
7. You're shocked that Kiefer Sutherland did other stuff before being Jack Bauer.
6. You search for advice columns titled Dear Mike Novick.
5. You start yelling during episodes when someone does Jack Bauer wrong.
4. You miss David Palmer, George Mason, Michelle Dessler, Edgar Stiles, Ryan Chappelle and even Nina Myers.
3. You call your ex-girlfriend a "frickin Nina Myers b-tch."
2. You call your ex-boyfriend a "spineless President Logan type."
1. You ask yourself, "What Would Jack Bauer Do?" WWJBD?

And if you don't believe any of these apply, go to


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