WORST SONGS EVER

OK, let's take a break from politics and 24 watching to remember this. There is some Sh-tty music out there, and here is the opportunity to rip it up.....

First, CNN had it's own take on craptacular, and eggsucks-ite music.....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/04/19/eye.ent.worstsong/index.html

On there rates many songs from 1974- WTF were they smoking.
"The Night Chicago Died?" "Seasons in the Sun," and 76 was not better "Afternoon Delight" Oh My God what a messed decade. Before my time, thank God. Sad to think these choades shared the same decade with coolness like Lynard Skynard, Paul McCartney, The Stones, War, and others. Sigh.

But, if you check this list, the bitch brigade has it in for the 80s and country. Wow, interesting take from The Village Voice types. Although, on many songs, these fools were dead on....

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2004/05/50_worst_songs_.html

Although, these lists and folks both miss out on this startling fact. The late 1990s and early 2000s had the worst and most untalented freaks on earth.

Here are some of them.....

Britney Spears, The Backstreet Boys, N Sync, Jadakiss, techno crap, etc....... yes even Coldplay and John Mayer had some sucko songs......

Here are my all time LEAST FAVORITE SONGS.....

Chime in, if you have some to add or tear into.....

10. She Bangs- Ricky Martin- thanks for inspiring that Chinese dude to sing so bad, you assclown!
9. Toxic- Britney Spears- now she's had a child and there's another generation of this crap!
8. Ashlee Simpson lipsyncing anything- she's more irritating than her sis Daisy, and less talented. She's the Milli Vanilli of my generation- gag.
7. Our Love Will Go On- Celine Dion- could anyone sing such an inane song any longer? Nope, this Canadian made you wanna clap when The Titanic sank and you had a frozen Jack-sicle and Rose cried.....
6. Seasons in the Sun- annoying 70s tune, get the F outta my head, now!
5. By By By- The Backstreet Boys, Backdoor boys, etc..... Manufactured pop. You boys suck....
4. N Sync- anything- clones of the Backstreet boys, unoriginal and worse than their inspiration.
3. Most 70s songs- excluding hard rock- Afternoon Delight? Grease? Disco? WTF were you kids shooting up, snorting, and smoking then?
2. Achy Brakey Heart- yeah, Billy Ray, you made country look Cheesy. Wish Johnny Cash had whooped your ass for that!
1. Madonna- her recent crap- Music, new stuff, now she's sporting a Brit accent. Why did she not stay in retirement.

Say what you may about Babs politics, she didn't make the list, here. But she's in the top 20 or so.

Now here are some faves of mine......

10. Anything by the Rolling Stones- 1964-1980- their heyday, Paint It Black, Time Is On My Side, Satisfaction, Sympthay for the Devil, awww yeah.
9. Lynard Skynard- tie- Sweet Home Alabama, Free Bird, and Tuesdays Gone. RIP Ronnie Van Zandt.
8. Metallica- Enter Sandman, One, Unforgiven, Hero Of the Day- good hard rockers from my decade.....
7. The Beatles- Hard Days Night to Back in the USSR to Let It Be, consistently good.
6. Paul McCartney- proof that a solo career does work for some, but not all. Live and Let Die, Jet, Freedom- all good songs.
5. Ray Charles- Tell Me What I Said, Georgia On My Mind, and other classics.
4. Frank Sinatra- the Chairman had so many hits, where do I start?
3. Johnny Cash- The Man in Black, Ring of Fire, Folsom Prison Blues, Walk The Line, Boy Named Sue, Hurt.....
2. U2- old stuff, new, very good.....
1. Stevie Ray Vaughan..... blues and rock, very nice....