Good Reason Why Dick Cheney should run for President....
Here's a GREAT REASON for Dick Cheney to run for and win as President of the US.....
Helen Thomas, will shuffle loose her mortal coil. She'll take herself out of the gene pool.
Finally.
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm
TEXT: Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday. MORE
Helen Thomas, will shuffle loose her mortal coil. She'll take herself out of the gene pool.
Finally.
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm
TEXT: Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday. MORE
5 Comments:
At 1:37 PM, NDwalters said…
OK, how extreme do you have to be to kill YOURSELF over an election? This isn't like mass suicide when the Nazis won. Sheesh. If Politics matters that much, to the point you wanna die, there's something that ain't firing all your pistons.
Kev, don't hold your breathe on the independents for next election. They take time.
At 1:52 PM, Van Helsing said…
Come on, Cheney, don't let us down! All you have to do is say you're going to run; you can always back out later.
Van Helsing
Moonbattery
At 2:46 PM, NDwalters said…
He can take it back after the funeral..... Oh hell, we could have Cheney do that and then, change the lighting to red and then have him do a LOUD EVIL LAUGH!
Cheney: I am sorry to say, that after Ms. Thomas' death, that... I WILL NOT CONCEDE. I am running for President and I will win. (voice synthasizes and gets deeper) And then the Empire will grow and grow, and I the Sith Lord shall take charge. You are either with us or against us. BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA(echoing laughter).
At 5:42 AM, NDwalters said…
Kevin, I knew I could get along with you sometimes.
At 8:49 AM, NDwalters said…
Kevin, your sarcasm is sick and twisted. Good to hear it again....
Hehehehe.
;)
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