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Top Ten Things Overheard at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
10. Watch out! The Amtrak float is heading this way!
9. Look, mom -- two men kissing!
8. Oh my God! Somebody just dropped a can of paint on Willard!
7. Hey, the New York Giant's float is going the wrong way. It's losing yardage.
6. Inflate me.
5. That big purple-faced thing isn't the Barney balloon -- it's Ted Kennedy!
4. Macy's sucks!
3. I'll take two pretzels, Gov. Cuomo.
2. That's not the Dolly Parton balloon -- that's Dolly Parton.
1. That ain't gravy.
Top Ten Things Overheard at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
10. Watch out! The Amtrak float is heading this way!
9. Look, mom -- two men kissing!
8. Oh my God! Somebody just dropped a can of paint on Willard!
7. Hey, the New York Giant's float is going the wrong way. It's losing yardage.
6. Inflate me.
5. That big purple-faced thing isn't the Barney balloon -- it's Ted Kennedy!
4. Macy's sucks!
3. I'll take two pretzels, Gov. Cuomo.
2. That's not the Dolly Parton balloon -- that's Dolly Parton.
1. That ain't gravy.
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