Up on Death Row (think Rooftop, Xmas Song)
Up On Death Row
Up on Death Row, sits Tookie Williams.
Out jumps Hollyweird and the stupid liberals.
Tookie is sweating bullets, crying like a boy.
Executioner's geared to get his joys
CHORUS:
Oh Hell No, He shouldn't die!
Oh Hell Yeah, let's see him fry!
Up on the Death Row for this wookie.
Fifthy thousand volts will go through Tookie
First comes the shaving of his head
Then strapping that wire right to his leg.
Getting the current to make his hairs curl,
Sending his ass to the underworld.
Repeat CHORUS
Next comes the whines of old Mike Ferrel.
His acting and life logic are so terrible.
Mike thinks this killer can live in harmony.
Then the switch is thrown by Governor Arnie.
Repeat CHORUS
Finally the liberals will scream and cry.
Lamenting that their project had to die.
The liberals are such an odd bunch of sheeple.
Guess they forgot Tookie murdered several people.
Repeat CHORUS.
Up on Death Row, sits Tookie Williams.
Out jumps Hollyweird and the stupid liberals.
Tookie is sweating bullets, crying like a boy.
Executioner's geared to get his joys
CHORUS:
Oh Hell No, He shouldn't die!
Oh Hell Yeah, let's see him fry!
Up on the Death Row for this wookie.
Fifthy thousand volts will go through Tookie
First comes the shaving of his head
Then strapping that wire right to his leg.
Getting the current to make his hairs curl,
Sending his ass to the underworld.
Repeat CHORUS
Next comes the whines of old Mike Ferrel.
His acting and life logic are so terrible.
Mike thinks this killer can live in harmony.
Then the switch is thrown by Governor Arnie.
Repeat CHORUS
Finally the liberals will scream and cry.
Lamenting that their project had to die.
The liberals are such an odd bunch of sheeple.
Guess they forgot Tookie murdered several people.
Repeat CHORUS.
posted by NDwalters @ 11:17 AM
17 Comments:
At 2:10 PM,
Ranando said…
Nick,
How do you know he did it?
At 2:11 PM,
Ranando said…
There were no witnesses. Maybe, just maybe could they have the wrong guy.
At 4:34 AM,
NDwalters said…
Prison and rehabilitation? Here's my solution for a guy who has yet to apologize for cold-bloodedly shooting and killing 4 people, but is exploiting their deaths as a self-help and bookseller.
5000 volts, through the leg.
Kevin, don't ever post that crap again.
At 4:46 AM,
NDwalters said…
Tell ya what, Lowlife, here's what prison was for, originally and still is to the majority of a degree. It's where the worst of society now live. It's where we must house murderers and child rapists, and other thugs, because YOU LIBERALS are too gutless to put them down. Oh, that's too mean and cold. Well, so is shooting a family of 3, and an unarmed store clerk, like Tookie Williams did. Prison is supposed to keep these scum off the streets, yet you morons want them out. Tell you what, let's have him move in with you and see how he does. OR let's shave off 20 year off Tookster and let him move in with you.
The Nobel Prize ceased credibility in the Peace area, when the Scandanavian scatterbrains awarded terrorist and Jew basher Yasser Arafat that PEace Prize. Was he rehabilitated? Nope. Yasser was clamboring for Jew blood to run.
And you know nothing about his rehabilitation, yet you are stupid enough to gamble with society and just set precedent that says, if you say SORRY ENOUGH you can get out and live in society. Ask the families of Carlie Bruscia and other dead kids, if the their sex offender killers were rehabilitated. YEs, let's let more out so you libs can say you are more merciful.
Face it Kevin, you're dead wrong on this like everything else in life.
Feel free not to reply to this or anything else. I wash my hands of you.
By the way, the next song is Jingle Bells, bombing the Iraqi terrorists, enjoy.
Ranando, don't even play devil's advocate for this guy. There were witnesses, and testimony. No one gets sentenced without them, for a quadruple homicide.
At 9:23 AM,
Ranando said…
Nick,
Here is my point.
I could care less about this loser. I just want the death Penalty to be equal. It seems to me that rich people get life and poor people get death. Case in point, O.J. Simpson. We all know these two freaks did the killing, one is free the other is about to die.
Is it just me or is there something wrong here?
Also they're no Eye Witnesses to Tookie killing anyone, none.
It just seems that the righteous church goers want this guy killed, oh excuse me. That's right, it was the righteous church goers that nailed Jesus to the cross.
At 12:05 PM,
blamin said…
RedundantO & Kevin
Excusing one group from their punishment just because another group doesn’t receive as severe a punishment is not a valid argument.
What’s with all this anger/fear against those you consider “righteous church goers”? You shouldn’t allow yourselves to be brainwashed into believing the MSM’s stereotypical view of the religious right.
The Noble peace prize is all about politics and PC, it’s a worthless award to all except those whom are uninformed about the realities of this world.
RedundantO, in advance, I don’t believe a word you’re saying!!!
At 12:48 PM,
Ranando said…
"RedundantO, in advance, I don’t believe a word you’re saying!!!"
You're mistaking me for someone who cares about what you believe, LOL.
Remember flamin, I'm Ranando and you're not, LOL"
At 12:56 PM,
Ranando said…
Just in,
Tookie's going down.
At 1:01 PM,
blamin said…
Kevin
The left is constantly using the argument “well, the rich get away with it”. RedundantO bought up OJ, being one of the most shallow and unoriginal people I’ve ever run across I assumed he was making the same old tired argument. I repeat, it is not a valid argument. I.e. I catch my child stealing, just because his friend gets away with it, doesn’t mean I shouldn’t punish my child. Or, just because his friend only receives grounding for one day doesn’t mean I shouldn’t ground my son for a month. BTW we should be doing all we can to make sure all are treated the same, not spending our time trying to get even more criminals out of their punishment.
As far as the religious right goes, you people on the left, including yourself and clown boy, often make wise cracks about the religious right. Whatever the followers of Jesus “seem” to you, I’m guessing you don’t really know that many. Just because you may support the death penalty doesn’t necessarily mean you’re not compassionate.
A.M Siriano is much more eloquent than I, this is his take:
“…Jesus endorsed the death penalty when he said, "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword"—he wasn't offering a warning of the dangers of an intemperate lifestyle, as is commonly believed, but was stating that the authorities had the moral right to execute those who committed capital crimes (Paul later confirmed this). On the cross itself, Jesus didn't free the condemn murderers hanging next to him (though he could have), but he only offered them forgiveness in the next life, which was accepted by at least one of them. If "Tookie" has truly found God, he will go to his death with dignity and acceptance of the paradise to come.”
At 1:17 PM,
blamin said…
Kevin
You lefties truly do seem to have this unfounded/unhealthy fear and anger towards the religious right. I mean it’s almost a constant barrage against the religious. If you’re not making them out to be hypocritical, uncaring, self-righteous, monsters, you portray them as ignorant dumbasses.
I believe it's as simple as this deep down resentment towards anything/anybody that would dare say there are certain things you shouldn’t do, or resentment of those that make them feel uncomfortable about their unbridled pursuit of instant gratification.
If you’re not one of the legions of typical pseudo-intellectual liberals I apologize in advance, but, and I don’t mean to be contentious, most of your comments lead me to believe you are the typical liberal, except maybe not quite as mean-spirited.
At 1:25 PM,
Ranando said…
A.M Siriano, isn't that the chick that dances down at the Kitty Kat on Melrose and also does that thing with the Donkey?
At 1:32 PM,
Ranando said…
Well, this no-body loser has to go into L.A. this afternoon. I have a meeting at Paramount and I'm not looking forward to it. It's about 30 miles from my home here in Malibu to the studio.
I hope the city keeps everything under control with this "Tookie" thing going on, luckly for me I have a driver. Maybe I'll take a copter instead.
OH YA, flamin remember, "I'm Ranando and you're not" ya baby.
At 1:59 PM,
blamin said…
yawn
At 2:52 PM,
Ranando said…
I'm going to have Peace in this World even if I have to Kill everyone in it!
At 2:57 PM,
Ranando said…
Flamin,
You sure seem tired, are you OK?
At 7:53 PM,
NDwalters said…
Now, Kevin, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're just blaming your anger at God for others not fulfilling a standard that you wouldn't touch?
Oh, Christians shouldn't be violent, they should all be namby pamby pushovers, ready to get thrashed and trashed. No thanks, Protestant doesn't mean pussywillow anymore! Catholic isn't the same as c.... well shoot that's a bad joke about to happen.
I see, your kind of Christian is someone who AGREES with EVERYTHING you say and is wowed by you talking circles around an issue, without frickin addressing it! Hmmm, wonder how many sheep in Austin, heck, in the US, buy that line.
What would Jesus do? Well, he'd tell the Tookster to repent for his sins, and then he will go to Heaven. However, he'd also tell Tookie to suck it up and pay his debt to society.
By the way, Tookie is gone, and yes you will get lectured, if you bring up that prison is a haven for basketweaving BS ever again! It's called HARD TIME! It's call punishment! It's call correctional facility, not coddling! They wanna change their lives, fine. Just remember what debt they owe society.
There's your prison and purpose.
And thanks for belittling GOD with you "well I thank god....." Very very condescending of ya, there, Kev.
At 4:49 AM,
NDwalters said…
Mai Tais? Come on Kev, at least have a good scotch or rum and coke. Mai Tais are for girls! That's right, prove your manhood, drink hard liquor, bwahahahahahahahaha!
Well, here's the trick of insulting God. If you blasphemy, forsake and deny Him, he won't take it likely. Also, if you forgive, you better dang well mean it and not just be doing it to avoid getting what you deserved.
Remember Seven when Morgan Freeman and BRad Pitt are taking about repentance of sin versus attrition? Contrasting genuine remorse over trying to dodge a bullet? Don't try and dodge the bullet, it's pretty danged big.
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