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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Valentines Shmalentines

OK, not to sound frickin bitter, but why in the hell is Valentine's Day more important than say your wedding anniversary, or a birthday, or I dunno, any day that's not made up Hallmark and pushed by the Chocolate and Flower Lobbyists?

Seriously, St. Valentine was a martyr, burned or cut up or something bad. Romantic? Awwwww, he's bright red! He's blushing. Ugh, he's bleeding, ewwwwww.

Not to sound upset. First, I'm single, Dee dee dee. Figured that out, right? No gal, but no problem. If you ain't found someone of interest, why pursue for the sake of status or some craptacular guilt trip to keep up with everyone else's relationship. Be your own person. To those who celebrate, have fun, enjoy the chocies and flowers, and that heart shaped sirloin at dinner. For those who think it's just any other day, you're right. If you're together with someone, make sure Valentine's Day is celebrated, but don't out due your anniversary. IF that happens, you might get your calls screened.

Nor, do you need to make up for it by dressing up as cupid in nothing but a frickin diaper. Thank God I never did that.

Anyway, rant over. Those in relations, keep celebrating each day as good as the next, without selling out to Hallmark. Those without, just be patient. Someday.

8 Comments:

  • At 7:36 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    umm, well I'm opposed to the commercialization as much as the next person, but on the other hand maybe if we called it:

    "Buy a dozen roses and get laid day"

    ...it would attract more people. In my humble opinion, that's not such a bad day.

     
  • At 7:57 PM, Blogger Mooneyguy said…

    Sounds like you're not getting any. Pity...

     
  • At 5:33 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Moonshine, sounds like the expert, perhaps he'd like to tell us how it's done.

    Kev, nice. What's next,

    "Posies for Poon Day?"

    Dammit! Get out of my mind, Kevin Smith alter ego! Damn you!

     
  • At 9:13 AM, Blogger Kevin said…

    When I am elected president (in 2016), my first action will be to push your 'Posies for Poon day' into the American holiday schedule.

    'Posies for Poon day' will be the 3rd Monday of each month. Businesses will be closed for the day. Gay men may call it 'Posies for Penis day' to also receive the day off. Lesbians get double time off.

     
  • At 2:35 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Mwehehehe.....

     
  • At 2:36 PM, Blogger Little Miss Chatterbox said…

    Happy Valentine's Day anyway :-)!!

     
  • At 9:24 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Well LMCB, thanks. Actually V Day wasn't bad. Went to a friends house, some of us gathered, cooked and hung out. Good day. Better since I didn't have to dole out roses and chocolates. Eh, que se ra se ra

     
  • At 2:59 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    no no no no (say quickly please)

    again - it's not about 'doling out' roses and chocolates, but rather is just a simple transaction.

    you see, as prostitution is frowned upon in this nation (I don't know why), the great people at Hallmark had a brilliant idea - 'lets make a holiday where men give gifts in exchange for sex'.

    you dole quarters out to the homeless. you give v-day gifts to get the sweet lovin' in return.

     

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