Valentines Shmalentines

OK, not to sound frickin bitter, but why in the hell is Valentine's Day more important than say your wedding anniversary, or a birthday, or I dunno, any day that's not made up Hallmark and pushed by the Chocolate and Flower Lobbyists?

Seriously, St. Valentine was a martyr, burned or cut up or something bad. Romantic? Awwwww, he's bright red! He's blushing. Ugh, he's bleeding, ewwwwww.

Not to sound upset. First, I'm single, Dee dee dee. Figured that out, right? No gal, but no problem. If you ain't found someone of interest, why pursue for the sake of status or some craptacular guilt trip to keep up with everyone else's relationship. Be your own person. To those who celebrate, have fun, enjoy the chocies and flowers, and that heart shaped sirloin at dinner. For those who think it's just any other day, you're right. If you're together with someone, make sure Valentine's Day is celebrated, but don't out due your anniversary. IF that happens, you might get your calls screened.

Nor, do you need to make up for it by dressing up as cupid in nothing but a frickin diaper. Thank God I never did that.

Anyway, rant over. Those in relations, keep celebrating each day as good as the next, without selling out to Hallmark. Those without, just be patient. Someday.