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Monday, December 19, 2005

Conservative Stereotypes

Well, well, well, you wittle wiberwals and your stereotypes. And you say we're making generalizations. The irony is so thick, you need a chainsaw to cut it.

Read this link, some of the generalizations are too funny.

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/

Here are my favorites.....

A hollow suit . . . or a diehard redneck . . .

Pudgy, self satisfied asshole who cares not for the suffering of others. Someone who values things more than people.A clueless dolt with the transmitter stuck on LOUD and ALWAYS ON; and whose receiver is broken. In one word: SELFISH.


Bwahahahaha, that's sad since they forgot rail think Anne Coulter, and Big and Mean Arnie Schwarzenegger, aka the killer of innocent gangstas. Funny, we put our value in God, but you guys deny God. And let's see, hmmm, loud? Do Cindy Sheehan, Howard Dean, Al Franken, Randi Rhodes, or Nancy Pelosi ring a bell?

Hello pot, I'm kettle, and you're black!

Nyuh!

Oh here's some more.....

When I think "typical Republican", the image I get isof a middle aged white guy making only slight more than minimum wage. Racist, homophobic, VERY angry about their shitty life so they use liberals as a scapegoat, driving a full sized truck with about 10 of those "support the troops" ribbons that were made in China on the back, totally lacking a sense of humor and proudly displays that fact by continuing to tell Clinton-blow job jokes (and thinking they are "clever" or "original" with those jokes), believes that liberals' are trying to take their guns and Santa Clause away from them, repeats the phrases "commie" and "socialist" but can't actually define those words, gets all their "news" from Fox "News".

Let's see, hmmm, well we used to watch CNN and the 3 sister networks, til they started to SUCK and be more editorial than news oriented. Hmmm, crappy lives? Well, who's screaming and ranting about the evil conservatives? We live good lives, not perfect, but we get over elections unlike some who whine about Florida and Ohio. Angry and ugly liberals. Spell Santa Claus, right, you twinkie! Also, commie and socialist applies to most of your heroes, so must hurt when the truth sticks to you, huh? Racist? Nope, we hate everyone who's a stupid liberal. Homophobic? Nope, don't ask don't tell, and make your peace with God, but stop EXHIBITING your crap in public! Eesh. Cept you two hot chicks, keep makin out. Just kidding.

These liberals are too funny.

two subspecies. the dumb gun-toting redneck flag waving bible thumper and the wealthy, greedy, suit wearing, sexually repressed, christian business man

Well, so much for being more tolerant than Christians, huh pal? And well, screw reaching out to the Red States, right boys? I say boys, since none of you ever grew up and exhibit less maturity than a toddler throwing a hissy fit. Bible Thumper? Only if we can thwack you in the head with it. Christian, sexually repressed? Um no, ever read Song of Solomon? We're not the ones passing of S&M and homo-eroticism as art. Twits.

Subspecies? Well, we got two of our own. The STUPID Sheeple Liberals that nod and follow everything CNN and Howard Dean says. And the uberliberal, godless, socialist, leadership of the left. Bottom feeders, and slightly smarter bottom feeders.

Enjoy your stereotypes, we certainly enjoy ours. Putzes.

6 Comments:

  • At 1:25 AM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Yea, stereotypes are pretty stupid indeed. But then again, didn't you post on the other thread that you see the world in B&W? ...perhaps stereotypes aren't always wrong?

    Homophobic? Nope, don't ask don't tell, and make your peace with God, but stop EXHIBITING your crap in public! Eesh. Cept you two hot chicks, keep makin out. Just kidding.

    Ahh, but let just a tad of color shine on thee, eh ND? You're absolutely right, I wish there were hot chicks making out at every corner in America. I can't think of many things I'd care to see more.

    No need to add the j/k to that statement ND. If you're really just kidding, I'll be sure you're not homophobic because you'd be fucking gay.

    Of course, how very unhypocritical to think that it's hot to see chicks make out but guys should just keep it to themselves. Yup.

    Christian, sexually repressed? Um no, ever read Song of Solomon?

    Yes I have. Umm, every watched a good hustler porno? Oh wait - I can answer this. I'm sure you have, but you'll say you haven't as it's 'wrong' and 'lustful'. Man you are so right! ...these stereotypes don't hold up at all!

    At least we can all agree that we like our stereotypes. Though it's hard for me to determine if I like the 'protest-anything sheepy libs' or the 'always-hypocritical hide behind god cons'.

     
  • At 5:00 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Kev, Kev, nice to see you're not piling in with more of the stereotypes. My favorites, are the conservatives have less teeth than they do guns, they eat small children, and Cheney grows conservatives out back like he does his Orcs. Unhypocritical? Name one person who was never hypocritical, Senor Perfecto.

    Hustler? OMFG, Kev, you need to not watch the porno. Nope, never watched porn, unless you count that one time I saw Showgirls, ONE TIME. Supposedly that had a plot, chuckle.

     
  • At 12:37 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Nope, never watched porn, unless you count that one time I saw Showgirls

    hmmm. Well it's hard to imagine that sexually repressed stereotype not holding up then. I mean, I'm sure you've got a good imagination for clearing the pipes, but no porn at all -- thats just weird or a lie.

    ...especially with the net at your fingertips.

     
  • At 2:45 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Kev, there's such a thing as avoiding the porn. It's done. Repressed? Sorry, not repressed here. Clearning pipes? Is that the same as floggin the dolphin, chokin the chicken, beatin the bishop, fathering knucklechildren (to quote Peter Griffin)? Nope, I don't watch or subscribe to porn. That doesn't mean I've never caught a glimpse, just prefer not to indulge in that crap. My right not to, and others rights to do so, at great leisure.

     
  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Well sorry to hear that ND. Theres some pretty good stuff out there for your viewing pleasure - or whatever other pleasure.

    I can't say I know many people who would refer to porn as crap. Sure it's poorly scripted, horribly acted, and overly vile, but it's also fun. Does it really NOT get you excited to see it?

    Methinks watching porn should be like watching the DIY channel. You don't mimic what goes on necessarily, you just get some good ideas to work with.

     
  • At 9:43 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    We went from politics to porn, in just a few short posts..... Only in Blogworld.

    Kev, you ever seen THE FAMILY GUY where Brian goes to Hollywood and becomes an adult film director? Funny episode. The Woody Nominations was classic. In particularly, Samuel L Jackson having a cameo and John Williams conducting the orchestra for a porno, when the other guys have synthesizers. Only THE FAMILY GUY can pull that sick stuff and make it funny.

     

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