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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Gwenyth Paltrow: Now Slanders her new homeland, the UK

Wow, will this twit ever shut up?

Apparently not....


Gwyneth hits out at Britain
By Nicole Lampert, Daily Mail, Showbusiness Editor 19 October 2005

She once found fault with British men before, a year later, marrying one.


Now Gwyneth Paltrow has turned her critical gaze on Britain itself.
And the American actress, who has lived in London since her wedding to rock singer Chris Martin two years ago, has found plenty more to complain about.

Aw, Princess isn't happy. Wanna move back to the US? Tough, we won't have you back, you backstabber!

Gwyneth hits out at Britain The streets are too dirty, customer service is 'just rubbish' and the weather is 'cold and depressing'.

It's just like Seattle, suck it up, you spoiled brat. Customer service isn't rubbish, the CSRs just aren't bowing down and slaughtering goats in your honor. Witch and a half, man....

The Californian-born Oscar winner revealed her litany of grumbles about British life in an interview with the U.S. edition of Marie Claire magazine about what it is like to be an expat.
She admits that after years of finding Britain 'cold and depressing' she has grown to like it. But she adds: 'My husband thinks I'm way too obsessed with cleanliness and germs. I'm just like, "The street is filthy, could we take off our shoes before we come into the house?" He used to imitate me and say, "Ewwww, oh my God!"

Bravo Chris Martin for making fun of this priss. Streets are dirty? No shite! Really? Wow, it is Europe, you know....

Also, the customer service is just rubbish in England. People are much more relaxed there, and things take for ever to get done.

So, everyone should be wound up to serve you? Slave driver.... Does everyone have to carry a Piss Bucket for you? I hope not, unless they get to empty it out, on you!

'They'll tell you it'll take two weeks for your Internet service to be fixed! It drives me nuts. And I miss being able to get anything at any time of day. You can't do that there.'

Move back to the US if you dare. Oh wait, you said you wouldn't move back since we're overly patriotic and Bush won re-election. You made your bed, so lay in it....

Miss Paltrow, 33, whose daughter Apple is now 18 months, also advised American readers that the British weather is dreadful. 'Bring a raincoat, definitely!' she said. 'Or at least a little umbrella that can fit in your bag, because it always does rain. The best thing for London, even if you're going in the summer, is to bring a little cashmere sweater or a pashmina because it gets really cold unexpectedly.'


The star's comments dismayed the tourist board VisitBritain. A spokesman said: 'We dispute what Miss Paltrow has said. Thanks to the work of groups like Keep Britain Tidy, the streets and beaches are cleaner than they have been in decades.

Bam! Thank you UK for putting her in her place....

'We have a very mild climate - we often miss out on the snow that the rest of Europe gets - and in London there are only an average of 153 wet days a year.
'And the best thing about our service is how polite we are - something the millions of Americans who visit Britain each year really appreciate.'

So there! Is Queen Gwenyth upset? Awwww. Pway her a viowin....

Two year ago, Miss Paltrow called British traffic wardens officious for not allowing illegal parking and said that fines were 'inordinately high'.

Her and the UN want special privileges. They preach equality but demand their own special treatment. They want folks to do this and that, but dare not do it themselves. Paltrow is a hypocrite and a shrew. Thank God she left the US, and Britain you can keep her, but God be with you chaps and lasses.....


  • At 11:55 AM, Blogger Kevin said…

    hmm. I just dont know what to say about your commentary.

  • At 1:52 PM, Blogger crallspace said…

    What a surprise. No talk of the indictments of Rove, Cheney, DeLay, etc.

    Gwenyth Paltrow- now THERE's something to take people's minds off the truth.

  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Kevin, she's a two face, you never dealt with those.

    Crallspace, your indictments are windowdressing, and Sour Grapes for GOP Victories since 1994, 2000, 2002, and 2004. Can't wait to see what accusations will hit after 2006.

  • At 2:13 PM, Blogger crallspace said…

    Sour grapes? I'm not a democrat, just a person who watches our country being destroyed by your illegitimately elected president, who lies and manipulates people like you every day. But congrats on your blind loyalty. Very patriotic.

    Your profile says you attend a Christian church. You, and many others who claim that you follow Christ sure don't live like him. "He that loveth not, knoweth not God."

    Instead of thinking of a hateful comeback, or a slam to the democrats (which doesn't bother me in the least), why don't you think about that? Better yet, why don't you pray and ask God if your attitude and angry blog are what He wants representing Him.

  • At 2:23 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Crallspace, aka Ranando, hi pal. I got no problems between me and God. And I sense you don't know God, so please save your sermons for someone else, OK? You came here for no Christian reasons, so don't act holy.

  • At 2:25 PM, Blogger Beth said…

    That's funny, bottomfeederspace, you seem to know so much about Christianity for some "open-minded" asshole who thinks all Christians are "dorky" and "boring," among other things. What's the matter, dipshit, you still haven't recovered from your oh-so-traumatic childhood?

    GROW UP. Moron.

  • At 2:27 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Beth, he's right, I should be more loving and understanding. I could be a nice guy, but instead it's more FUN to be an evil conservative. Save a Sandwich, Club a Seal!

    And none of you said jack about Gwenyth and her STUPID BEHAVIOR. Her and Chris Martin are perfect for one another. One's got no brain, the other no talent.

    And I did like Coldplay, when they first came to the music scene as U2!

  • At 2:28 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Beth, he ain't got out of school yet, I imagine.

  • At 2:36 PM, Blogger crallspace said…

    OH boy...a bunch of ankle-biting hateful neo-cons. What fun. Christ must be smiling on you.

  • At 2:47 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Crall, if you're such a Christian, how come you listed NATURAL BORN KILLERS and CLOCKWORK ORANGE as your faves? Now, back in the day I liked NBK, but then I moved on. CWO, can't pay me to see that day.

  • At 2:47 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Ankle biting? Nah, we go for the throat, pal.

  • At 2:52 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    By the way, CRAWL, Jesus never said we're gonna be perfect. You're going straight politics, and that's not very Christian either.

    Romans 8- He who is without sin, cast the first stone.

    Matthew 7- Judge not lest yea be judged. Take the plank out of your own eye, before inspecting the spec of dust in your brothers'.....

    Also, Jesus is proud of all of his kids, especially the screw ups who've come a ways. Now, those who keep lecturing, and don't seem too understanding.

    God embraces some, you he may be cracking his knuckles, gettin ready.

  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger crallspace said…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

  • At 3:06 PM, Blogger Beth said…

    Hey, you little pencil-necked fuckstick, since when did you become an ordained minister?

  • At 3:08 PM, Blogger Beth said…

    Christ must be smiling on you.

    He is, because I'm not a self-loathing mouth-breather who says "christians are dorky and boring."

    What a bleatasticfucktard.

  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    I think someone deleted a post rather than incur wrath of some.... Someone's a chicken!

  • At 3:30 PM, Blogger Beth said…


  • At 4:14 PM, Blogger Guido Cabrone said…


    So, you are saying that your "CRanium is ALL SPACE"???

    I can believe that, yes, I really can.

  • At 4:18 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Hey Guido, how yo doin?

  • At 5:24 PM, Blogger Guido Cabrone said…

    Breathing, Upright, Self-Propelled, and on the Right Side of the Grass

  • At 7:49 PM, Blogger Lady Heather said…

    "OH boy...a bunch of ankle-biting hateful neo-cons. "

    (Snicker...he said "neo-cons")

    I'm not Jewish (sorry to say), Crawfish, and I'm one of those old cons.

    Yes, I never went through a (stuck on) stupid, "liberal" phase like most people.

    And I call that a gift from God. Praise Him.

  • At 7:49 PM, Blogger Lady Heather said…

    I'm not Jewish (sorry to say), Crawfish, and I'm one of those old cons.

    Yes, I never went through a (stuck on) stupid, "liberal" phase like most people.

    And I call that a gift from God. Praise Him.

  • At 11:03 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

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  • At 11:16 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    WOW -- this blog keeps getting better and better!

    Stop the press! "Angry Young Conservatives Unite and bash Gwenyth Paltrow"

    Is that what happens when angry young conservatives unite?

    Nick wrote:
    Kevin, she's a two face, you never dealt with those.

    Whats the other side of her? I've only ever seen you write negative things about her.

    Beth wrote:
    Hey, you little pencil-necked fuckstick, since when did you become an ordained minister?

    Umm, ever since I fucked god in the backseat of Nick's old Mustang?

  • At 11:21 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    And Kevin wants to pick a fight with some of the posters....

    Exhibit 1:

    Beth wrote:
    Hey, you little pencil-necked fuckstick, since when did you become an ordained minister?

    Umm, ever since I fucked god in the backseat of Nick's old Mustang?

    May I ask, who that was directed at and where you get off lecturing anyone about civility after something like that?

    Bet Dagley would be proud of this....(rolls eyes)

  • At 1:44 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Bet Dagley would be proud of this....(rolls eyes)

    Well thats a blast from the past.

    But to answer your question, it was clearly directed at crallspace.

    I was just making use of another post thats just as negative as its original. See how stupid it looks to fight fire with fire?

    ...although, I suppose it's humorous.

    PS: I am certainly not interested in making anyone proud of me for my religious views.

  • At 8:13 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Kevin, how can anyone be proud of your "religious views" when you are an avowed atheist? Woohoo, nothing! Yeah!

  • At 11:36 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Oye. Walters, I've told you time and again: I am not an atheist, I am agnostic.

    There is a fairly significant difference.

    I've told you time and again that in addition to being agnostic, I believe in God - I just have no idea WHAT God is.

  • At 5:19 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    What's the difference between an agnostic and an atheist? Come on, one's bold and says there is no God. The other says there may be a God, but I don't know him. Love to know the official mantra.

  • At 10:17 AM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Well as far as I understand the words, that sounds right. I really don't care to classify myself as anything, but since it helps to describe me, agnostic is the one.

    I think the specific definition is regarding one who thinks it is impossible to determine whether or not their is a god. Therefore, an agnostic could suggest that there is no God, they just don't know.

    In my case, I actually believe there IS a god, I just don't think that God is in the form of a religion. So with that, all religions are right, and all of them are wrong (to me that is). Maybe I'm just polytheistic?

  • At 11:14 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Kevin, as long as you don't think God resides in a dog, and the dog says to kill people, we'll be fine.... Otherwise, Son of Sam, I must report you to the police.

  • At 9:43 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Well ND, I don't know that God resides anywhere and while I hadn't really considered a dog, I suppose its possible.

    Don't report me ND!


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