MUSIC TO TORTURE BY: Gitmo Rumor 1,235,682

OK, this is FUNNY. Rumor has it, well Time Magazine reports that at Gitmo the US Military is using sleep deprevation and even music for torture and breaking down.

LINK: http://www.time.com/time/press_releases/article/0,8599,1071230,00.html

More Muscular Strategies: Al-Qahtani’s resilience under pressure in the fall of 2002 led top officials at Gitmo to petition Washington for more muscular “counter resistance strategies.” On Dec. 2, Rumsfeld approved 16 of 19 stronger coercive methods. Now the interrogators could use stress strategies like standing for prolonged periods, isolation for as long as 30 days, removal of clothing, forced shaving of facial hair, playing on “individual phobias” (such as dogs) and “mild, non-injurious physical contact such as grabbing, poking in the chest with the finger and light pushing.” According to the log, al-Qahtani experienced several of those over the next five weeks. The techniques Rumsfeld balked at included “use of a wet towel or dripping water to induce the misperception of suffocation.” “Our Armed Forces are trained,” a Pentagon memo on the changes read, “to a standard of interrogation that reflects a tradition of restraint.” Nevertheless, the log shows that interrogators poured bottles of water on al-Qahtani’s head when he refused to drink. Interrogators called this game “Drink Water or Wear It.”

Dripping Water or Playing Christina Aguilera Music: After the new measures are approved, the mood in al-Qahtani’s interrogation booth changes dramatically. The interrogation sessions lengthen. The quizzing now starts at midnight, and when Detainee 063 dozes off, interrogators rouse him by dripping water on his head or playing Christina Aguilera music. According to the log, his handlers at one point perform a puppet show “satirizing the detainee’s involvement with al-Qaeda.” He is taken to a new interrogation booth, which is decorated with pictures of 9/11 victims, American flags and red lights. He has to stand for the playing of the U.S. national anthem. His head and beard are shaved. He is returned to his original interrogation booth. A picture of a 9/11 victim is taped to his trousers. Al-Qahtani repeats that he will “not talk until he is interrogated the proper way.” At 7 a.m. on Dec. 4, after a 12-hour, all-night session, he is put to bed for a four-hour nap, TIME reports.

Now while this may be cruel. Does anyone have any alternative music or bad crap pop to force the detainees to listen to?

Any ideas on WHAT MUSIC would make these guys crack and fess up to their terrorists acts?

I have a few:

Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Ashlee Simpson
Anything off American Idol
Josh Groban
Starlight Electric Orchestra
The Carpenters
Cindi Lauper
The Go-Gos
Slim Whitman(Mars Attacks! Joke)

Any other CRAPTACULAR MUSIC we should use to Torture By?

The Nazis used Wagner when they did insane and evil acts. The KGB used their Red Oktober Ballad. What should we torture them with?