FUNNY QUOTES
The Principal to Adam Sandler in Billy Madison- "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
From Ron White- They Call Me Tater Salad- "Guy is losing his mind asking me- 'Hey Mister, Hey Mister, since one engine's gone, how far will the other take us to?' Right to the scene of the crash. We're gonna beat the paramedics by a half hour! We're hauling ass!"
Denis Leary from No Cure for Cancer- I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass.
Office Space- "PC Load Letter? What the F%#^ does that mean?!?"
Will Farrell as Frank The Tank in Old School-
Frank: "BLUE! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will safely hit the ground?
Blue: Y-Yes sir.
Frank: Blue do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Blue: Yes sir.
Frank: Blue you're my boy! "
Dennis Miller from The Raw Feed- "We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. "
Robin Williams: I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts whaling on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the sh#t out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "71 *Virginians*, you @$$hole!" Or maybe it's 71 Virgils going, "You got a purty mouth!" "Jesus Christ! I put in a call to Jesus Christ!" And St. Peter goes, "Hey Jesus, did you call a cab? Come here!"
[combination of boos and cheers from audience]
Robin Williams: I heard it! The PCs! We crossed the politically correct line! It was okay to beat the sh#t out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke! [hisses]
Robin Williams: How Buddhist of you! Yes!
From Ron White- They Call Me Tater Salad- "Guy is losing his mind asking me- 'Hey Mister, Hey Mister, since one engine's gone, how far will the other take us to?' Right to the scene of the crash. We're gonna beat the paramedics by a half hour! We're hauling ass!"
Denis Leary from No Cure for Cancer- I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass.
Office Space- "PC Load Letter? What the F%#^ does that mean?!?"
Will Farrell as Frank The Tank in Old School-
Frank: "BLUE! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will safely hit the ground?
Blue: Y-Yes sir.
Frank: Blue do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Blue: Yes sir.
Frank: Blue you're my boy! "
Dennis Miller from The Raw Feed- "We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. "
Robin Williams: I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts whaling on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the sh#t out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "71 *Virginians*, you @$$hole!" Or maybe it's 71 Virgils going, "You got a purty mouth!" "Jesus Christ! I put in a call to Jesus Christ!" And St. Peter goes, "Hey Jesus, did you call a cab? Come here!"
[combination of boos and cheers from audience]
Robin Williams: I heard it! The PCs! We crossed the politically correct line! It was okay to beat the sh#t out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke! [hisses]
Robin Williams: How Buddhist of you! Yes!
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