INAUGURAL PARTY CRASHERS?

Note to Inauguration Party Crashers, aka Peaceful Anti-War Protestors (Bull$%&#!), You will fail when you try and disrupt the motorcade on Janruary 22, 2005.

Here's Why?

1. Security- this is a post 9/11 Inauguration. Security will be tighter then most liberal anuses on election night! If an egg gets launched at Bush, then 15-20 sniper rounds will hit the tosser! If so much as a Nerf Football is bounced at The President, expect a SWAT Team and hundreds of cops to bounce on your heads! Enjoy Guantanamo you morons!
2. Bush will brush you off! He brushed off your morons outside Madison Square Garden, protestors all over the world, and you idiots who tried to interrupt his GOP Speech. He doesn't give a $hit!
3. Bush will kick kick your a$$. He had to throw elbows when Chilean security were pushing his agents around, he can handle you limpwrists! I've seen the Prez cut down trees with a chainsaw and an axe! Bring it on!
4. He's Texan, we don't care if you hate us, we'll just walk on by. If you try anything against his family, then it's on!
5. Security #2- If you think the Secret Service won't mace, kick, club, or shoot at your stupid butts, try the 250,000 Marines and Special Forces all a pager call away. Rummy will be there also, as will Cheney. Your luck won't be that good, as everyone in the Administration probably has a phone and can call in the Delta Force. If the cops and agents don't get you, the military will nab you! They took down terrorists in Afghanistan, Fallujah, The Philippines, and elsewhere. They can handle stupid egg tossing brats like you! There is no escape if you try a thing!
6. Line of Succession- If you graze or wound Bush, Cheney takes over. Cheney is way meaner, more aggressive, and his ticker is fine. Cheney is probably half Bionic Man by now! Also, if one shot is fired, the cabinet will be rushed into the biggest, baddest, most bomb proof bunker under DC. They did it on 9-11. They can do it again.
7. The Bush Family- between George kicking ass, his dad being a former President and NAVY Fighter Pilot, his brother being a big boy, and his kids and wife being in good shape. If you jump GW, it's gonna get ugly!
8. You guys lost the election, get the $#^& over it!
9. Most of America re-elected Bush! Most of America likes Bush! We don't like you very much if you keep pushing it!
10. You're the same protestors at every stinking event! Someone's got pictures of you! You will be known in every post office and Crime Stoppers Watch on TV! Your brazeness doesn't compensate for your stupidity!

So liberals, if you think you're gonna crash the Inauguration, you best read the top 10 reasons why not to.


Have a Happy New Year and God Bless America.
Nick