MERRY RAMACHANNAKWANMAS

Glenn Beck inspired this bit of insanity but here it goes:

Have a holly jolly Ramachannukwanzmas
It's the best time of the year.
No Nativity or Menorah, but manufactured cheer.

Have a holly jolly Ramachannukwanzmas
It's the best time of the year.
Only now you cant mention the tiny reindeer.
Oh By (bleep)-olly have jolly (bleep)stmas this year!

Whoa Ho, no mistle toe, makes the vegans angry.
Reminds them that they don't shave, dirty, smelly, and hairy.

Have a holly jolly Ramachannukwanzmas.
It's the best time of the year.
Don't dare mention that Jesus Christ is here!

Have a holly jolly Ramachannukwanzmas!
Its the best time of the year!
But since Bush won, John Kerry's swilling beer!

Whoa ho no Christmas Tree, makes me kind of sad.
Alludes to Martin Luther, ACLU says too bad!

Have a holly jolly Ramachannukwanzmas!
It's the most PC time of the year!
As long as you don't mention Jesus, Yaweh or have Christmas cheer!

Oh by (bleep) olly have a jolly (bleep) mas this year!

WARNING: If you mention Christmas, or Hannukah, or any religious holiday you will be sued by the ACLU until you are on the street begging for nickels. Have a good holiday season. Say Christmas, we dare you!

This is a pardoy, but certainly feels true. Regardless of this song and twisted Scrooge-like judges, have a Merry Christmas (my fave), a Happy Hannukah, Kick Butt Kwanza, Relaxing Ramadan, and so forth. Just don't wimp out on your holidays.