Maureen Dowd Slams, Zell Miller fires back

OK Maureen Dowd is of the opinion that she is going to heaven and all the other Christians and Conservatives will deserve to and will go to hell. When did she become God? NEVER. Forget that Maureen Dowd shrill, she matters not. Dowd, is just one of the bitter and angry liberals out there. Here's her rant and some reaction:

Monday, Nov. 8, 2004 11:28 a.m. EST
Dowd Says She's Going to Heaven, Conservatives Are Going to Hell
The leftist media establishment keeps showing why its hateful bias only helped President Bush get re-elected. The New York Times' common scold Maureen Dowd provided the best example yet on "The Chris Matthews Show" Sunday.
Dowd, stewing throughout the program about the people's latest rejection of the Democrats and everything they stand for and don't stand for, gave a bizarre response at the end when Matthews asked his guests to tell him something he didn't know.
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"The Rapture is coming," Dowd told her host and fellow Democrat, and "you and I are going up," but "all these hypocritical conservatives" who want to tell everyone what to do are not.
Perhaps she was joking, but her was face was as sour and dour as ever. Matthews seemed startled by her oddball outburst and quickly changed the subject.
Maureen, please continue to spout away and provide further "assistance" to your party in the next elections. And stop the presses: Someone at the New York Times believes in heaven and hell?

I have to say one thing about Maureen Dowd. If she was genuine she could have fooled anyone. Hell, the CNN guys said she is out of touch with most of America. I guess Dowd is soooo much more smarter than all of us yokels in the red states, hyuhuhuh! Seriously, Dowd is the lady who slammed Mel Gibson's The Passion, she's insulted First Lady Laura Bush. Dowd is a bitter washed-up shrill. I am imagining she will get a serious shock when she gets to the gates and St Peter tells her to talk to the hand.

Here's how it would play out.

ST PETER: Next person, please. Thank you sir, enjoy eternity.
MAUREEN DOWD: OK, pal, just let me in, I got people to see.
ST PETER: Pal? OK. Lemme check the Book of Life. Hmmm let's see. Dole, Dodd, Dwyer, Eisenhower. No Dowd, sorry.
MAUREEN DOWD: What do you mean IM NOT IN THERE? Wipe your glasses off and look again, you moron!
ST PETER (cracks knuckles)- OK Maureen, get a frickin grip. Hey, Paul, get the master list.
ST PAUL- Gotcha. Dowd, Maureen. You are not in here lady.
MAUREEN: Well, G-d Dammit! I should be in the list! Let me in the f-ckin gate!
ST PETER: Let me tell you why you are not in, Maureen! One, you mocked God on a daily basis, he keeps track of blasphemy ALOT. He forgives only when you sincerely ask to. You did not. Second, you dared assert that you would go to heaven and everyone else would go to hell. Sorry, Flaming Redhead, that's God's call not yours, and also a non-no. Third, Fourth and Fifth and everything else would take too long. Please go to the back over there, outside the gate, with Barry Lynn and the entire ACLU.
MAUREEN: I was kidding.
ST PETER: Yeah, so were we. Step closer.
MAUREEN: Really?
ST PETER: Nope. Sucka!
(trap doors open and Maureen and the lawyers fall into abyss. Not certain if they go to hell or other area).



And not to be outdone, Senator Zell Miller and the cons fired back. If you thought Miller was mad during the GOP speech and at Chris Matthews, read this:

Sen. Miller: 'Highbrow Hussy' Dowd Is Destroying Us Democrats
Better not invite Democrat Sen. Zell Miller and Democrat scribe Maureen Dowd to the same party, even though they're in the same political party, sort of.
If you didn't see MSNBC's "Imus in the Morning" today, you missed a treat. Miller was at his zenith of outspokenness as he skewered the media elitists he correctly sees as abetting the downfall of the political organization he devoted his life to.
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Mocking "Maureen Loud" as a "highbrow hussy from New York City" and "that redheaded woman over at the New York Times," the senator fumed at her and other elitists' attacks on the Christian voters who re-elected President Bush.
We don't ask her to worship in our church in Young Harris, Ga., Miller said, but we do ask that they not mock our religion.
"Jesus was a better role model than Michael Moore" for voters, Imus said. Democrats cannot show such contempt for Christians if they want to win elections, he agreed.
Miller's most amusing shot at the sour, dour Miss Dowd: "You can just see the horns sprouting up through that Technicolor hair."

My thoughts on Zell Miller versus Dowd. First, Maureen was doomed from the outset since Miller is a Christian, not perfect but professes God to all who he talks to. Second, Dowd messed with the religious faith of about 50-75% of the US population, never a smart move. Third, Dowd dares tell the rest of the world that they are right and that the rest of her own country is a bunch of yokels. Wow, Maureen, you'll get a lot of people to vote for that, NOT. Maureen should have seen Miller tearing Chris Matthews a new one on MSNBC back in August September 2004. Wow, how the mighty have fallen. Enjoy your trip Maureen? Your destination is, Humility, and your entree is Crow. Enjoy chowing on a lot of crow, you old bat!