THANK YOU MICHAEL MOORE!
OK this is misleading, but let me clarify. We have to thank Michael Moore for being himself. He was sooooo crucial to giving the election to George W Bush. Let me list the top 17 Reasons Why Michael Moore Should Pack It In, in response to his "17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists After the Election." The Moore list is at www.michaelmoore.com.
HERE'S MINE:
17. Michael Moore's film Bowling For Columbine- that film was proven to be full of faulty stats and choppy editing. Chasing an elderly Charlton Heston around and telling him he killed folks in Columbine is not a way to get the elderly to vote for you, Fatty Fatty Fat Fat.
16. Moore's Oscar Acceptance Speech- When you elevate the Dixie Chicks and Sean Penn to the moral Authority of Pope John Paul II, then you are cracked. When you call a real war, fictitious, you have to be delusional. To do so on the eve of a crucial war, the day we lost several dozen troops in a convoy attack at Nasirya and their butchered and violated bodies were shown on Al Jazeera is disgusting, stupid, and in a word treasonous.
15. Bowling For Columbine's Premise That the US is a Violent Land and then Spews into Bush-Bash. I've seen schizos with more flowing and consistent thought patterns than this wildebeast. Heck, Sybill the multi personality chick is William F Buckley compared to this fool. How do you go from gun control, to arms control, to Bush is The Anti Christ in one documentary? Give me a break here!
14. Moore is Fat- I'm no male swimmer or weight lifter, but this guy is huge. He is Orca fat. Moore looks like Orson Welles, that or he ate him. "Hellooooooo, Mr. Welles. ARe You in There? (echoes) Hellooooooooo (echoing)?"
13. Moore says he is a champion for the working man, but makes millions- Mr. Flint Michigan, as he calls himself, likes to think he's a Joe Everyman. But He's Not. He lives in New York and has a multi-million dollar penthouse in NY and enrolls his kid (yep he reproduced, God Help That Child) is in a ritzy private school. Wow, that sounds John Q to me!
12. Michael Moore says he is for socialism and entitlement, but look at his salary! Come on, this could not be more contradictory than Animal Farm, where the animals are equal except the head guys who are more equal. Communist tendencies without giving up $$, hmmmmm. Sorry, Moore, as a so-called socialist, you earn too much $$$, you better give it up, big boy.
11. Moore's past films have drawn fire- Roger and Me and other films are lauded by the film industry, Robert Redford, and throngs of celebs as great materials to reference. Huh? Didn't Roger and Me have some serious spin to that? Read the book Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man, or go to www.moorelies.com and you will see what he is about.
10. Moore has irked the Christians. If you read Dude, Where's My Country? He takes swipes at Christians and says the religious are the most ignorant and pliable to be manipulated. Well, Mikey the religious read, and about 52% of the Catholics (aren't you Catholic also) and about 75%-80% of White Protestants and Evangelical Christians voted for Bush. You spoke, they responded. How does that much shoe leather taste in your mouth?
9. Moore has made many false claims on terrorism- He alleges in Dude, Where's My Country and Fahrenheit 9/11 that Bush let the Bin Ladens go for no good reason just days after the September 11 Attacks. What Moore lied about is why. The Bin Laden cousins, distant relatives to Osama were legitimate business people and middle class folks. They have long since disowned Osama. In the Official 9-11 Commission Report, Richard Clarke, anti-terrorism export says that claim is only partially correct, but there was good reason. They were questioned by the FBI, CIA and were allowed to leave, only when the FAA let all air traffic out.
Sorry Mikey, you suck as a historian.
8. Fahrenheit 9/11- where do I start? Lie after lie? Malicious distortions and sickening exploiting of the dead and living victims. There is a movie called Celsius 41.1 and another called Fahrenhype 9-11. Both show the distortions Moore took in using the families of the dead troops and some 9-11 Victims to sound ready to kill George W Bush. Sickening, Michael, I bet Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Hitler would be proud of your twists and distortions.
7. Moore campaigned for Wesley Clark and Howard Dean- both were knocked out of the Democratic primaries, no wonder Kerry was skiddish of you. You endorsed Dean and Clark and they both tanked. You're the Kiss of Death, fat man.
6. Your little USA Today Articles at the DNC, propaganda to the Nth. Who died and made you Cronkite? No one. And enough of us knew it.
5. The Loser Sign you flew at McCain at the GOP- Now I don't care what your affiliation is, but showing that disrespect to a REAL VIETNAM HERO is sickening. Senator John McCain endured over 6 years of captivity, torture, and beatings, and earned his Congressional Medal of Honor. Showing that man the L sign got you booted and showed your respect for veterans are our current troops. Many vets and troops overwhelmingly pulled for Bush. Thanks for that one, Shamu.
4. Going Toe to Toe With Bill O Reilly- you backtracked and spun and did all kinds of stuff. Most impressive acrobatics from a fat man since John Belushi and his antics on Saturday Night Live and in The Blues Brothers. O Reilly had you and you knew it. Most saw you as unable to answer questions away from your comfort zone. Well, Mikey, that made many wonder about your views and how Kerry never rejected them.
3. Your film was refuted by the 9/11 Commission Report, Richard Clarke, Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report, and many other sources. When a respected paper calls your film propaganda, how in the hell can you say it is the truth? Are you insane?
2. Leading Demonstrations- Between you picketing the GOP in NYC and leading trouble makers to Florida and filming poll workers, many saw you and your kind as unstable. You are not what America needs in a time of war.
1. You were alongside Kerry the whole time, despite calling him a wuss. Admit it, your presence and affiliation killed Kerry's stance in many ways. In all fairness, Flip Flop did not elaborate his policies, showed much emotion, or could connect with regular Americans. But your being near Kerry gave off a stench that some Democrats could not stomach or vote for....
Based on all of this, you gave Bush the election, as did MoveOn.org, George Soros, and your buddies in the British Media. Thank you Michael Moore, be of service in 2008, and do more crazy crap. I wanna blow out against Hillary next time.
Later Mikey.
Nicholas Dean Walters
HERE'S MINE:
17. Michael Moore's film Bowling For Columbine- that film was proven to be full of faulty stats and choppy editing. Chasing an elderly Charlton Heston around and telling him he killed folks in Columbine is not a way to get the elderly to vote for you, Fatty Fatty Fat Fat.
16. Moore's Oscar Acceptance Speech- When you elevate the Dixie Chicks and Sean Penn to the moral Authority of Pope John Paul II, then you are cracked. When you call a real war, fictitious, you have to be delusional. To do so on the eve of a crucial war, the day we lost several dozen troops in a convoy attack at Nasirya and their butchered and violated bodies were shown on Al Jazeera is disgusting, stupid, and in a word treasonous.
15. Bowling For Columbine's Premise That the US is a Violent Land and then Spews into Bush-Bash. I've seen schizos with more flowing and consistent thought patterns than this wildebeast. Heck, Sybill the multi personality chick is William F Buckley compared to this fool. How do you go from gun control, to arms control, to Bush is The Anti Christ in one documentary? Give me a break here!
14. Moore is Fat- I'm no male swimmer or weight lifter, but this guy is huge. He is Orca fat. Moore looks like Orson Welles, that or he ate him. "Hellooooooo, Mr. Welles. ARe You in There? (echoes) Hellooooooooo (echoing)?"
13. Moore says he is a champion for the working man, but makes millions- Mr. Flint Michigan, as he calls himself, likes to think he's a Joe Everyman. But He's Not. He lives in New York and has a multi-million dollar penthouse in NY and enrolls his kid (yep he reproduced, God Help That Child) is in a ritzy private school. Wow, that sounds John Q to me!
12. Michael Moore says he is for socialism and entitlement, but look at his salary! Come on, this could not be more contradictory than Animal Farm, where the animals are equal except the head guys who are more equal. Communist tendencies without giving up $$, hmmmmm. Sorry, Moore, as a so-called socialist, you earn too much $$$, you better give it up, big boy.
11. Moore's past films have drawn fire- Roger and Me and other films are lauded by the film industry, Robert Redford, and throngs of celebs as great materials to reference. Huh? Didn't Roger and Me have some serious spin to that? Read the book Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man, or go to www.moorelies.com and you will see what he is about.
10. Moore has irked the Christians. If you read Dude, Where's My Country? He takes swipes at Christians and says the religious are the most ignorant and pliable to be manipulated. Well, Mikey the religious read, and about 52% of the Catholics (aren't you Catholic also) and about 75%-80% of White Protestants and Evangelical Christians voted for Bush. You spoke, they responded. How does that much shoe leather taste in your mouth?
9. Moore has made many false claims on terrorism- He alleges in Dude, Where's My Country and Fahrenheit 9/11 that Bush let the Bin Ladens go for no good reason just days after the September 11 Attacks. What Moore lied about is why. The Bin Laden cousins, distant relatives to Osama were legitimate business people and middle class folks. They have long since disowned Osama. In the Official 9-11 Commission Report, Richard Clarke, anti-terrorism export says that claim is only partially correct, but there was good reason. They were questioned by the FBI, CIA and were allowed to leave, only when the FAA let all air traffic out.
Sorry Mikey, you suck as a historian.
8. Fahrenheit 9/11- where do I start? Lie after lie? Malicious distortions and sickening exploiting of the dead and living victims. There is a movie called Celsius 41.1 and another called Fahrenhype 9-11. Both show the distortions Moore took in using the families of the dead troops and some 9-11 Victims to sound ready to kill George W Bush. Sickening, Michael, I bet Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Hitler would be proud of your twists and distortions.
7. Moore campaigned for Wesley Clark and Howard Dean- both were knocked out of the Democratic primaries, no wonder Kerry was skiddish of you. You endorsed Dean and Clark and they both tanked. You're the Kiss of Death, fat man.
6. Your little USA Today Articles at the DNC, propaganda to the Nth. Who died and made you Cronkite? No one. And enough of us knew it.
5. The Loser Sign you flew at McCain at the GOP- Now I don't care what your affiliation is, but showing that disrespect to a REAL VIETNAM HERO is sickening. Senator John McCain endured over 6 years of captivity, torture, and beatings, and earned his Congressional Medal of Honor. Showing that man the L sign got you booted and showed your respect for veterans are our current troops. Many vets and troops overwhelmingly pulled for Bush. Thanks for that one, Shamu.
4. Going Toe to Toe With Bill O Reilly- you backtracked and spun and did all kinds of stuff. Most impressive acrobatics from a fat man since John Belushi and his antics on Saturday Night Live and in The Blues Brothers. O Reilly had you and you knew it. Most saw you as unable to answer questions away from your comfort zone. Well, Mikey, that made many wonder about your views and how Kerry never rejected them.
3. Your film was refuted by the 9/11 Commission Report, Richard Clarke, Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report, and many other sources. When a respected paper calls your film propaganda, how in the hell can you say it is the truth? Are you insane?
2. Leading Demonstrations- Between you picketing the GOP in NYC and leading trouble makers to Florida and filming poll workers, many saw you and your kind as unstable. You are not what America needs in a time of war.
1. You were alongside Kerry the whole time, despite calling him a wuss. Admit it, your presence and affiliation killed Kerry's stance in many ways. In all fairness, Flip Flop did not elaborate his policies, showed much emotion, or could connect with regular Americans. But your being near Kerry gave off a stench that some Democrats could not stomach or vote for....
Based on all of this, you gave Bush the election, as did MoveOn.org, George Soros, and your buddies in the British Media. Thank you Michael Moore, be of service in 2008, and do more crazy crap. I wanna blow out against Hillary next time.
Later Mikey.
Nicholas Dean Walters
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