Superman: Truth, Justice and the (Not American) Way
Well, now Superman is even being PC-ed to the Nth. No longer, Truth Justice and the American Way. But, now Truth Justice and some other PC Crap. Stop revising every damn thing, Hollywood! What's next, Jesus was gay and had kids to throw off the scent? Wait, that was done in theater already.
To quote Brodie in Mallrats: "What the f-ck are you doing? Superman wasn't kind and gentle all the time, he kicked Apocalypse's Ass! He bitch slapped Lex Luthor countless times! Sh-t! Stop f-cking with the art form, you Douche!"
Jerry Siegel has to be rolling over in his grave at this crap. And no doubt the late Christopher Reeve may be disappointed.
Superman may even be gay, or that's the new rumor and revision on the Man of Steel.
Gotta wonder about Batman and the Boy Wonder, two lonely guys, sharing a mansion and a cave with an old prissy butler. See how easy it is to infer the ridiculous.
To quote Brodie in Mallrats: "What the f-ck are you doing? Superman wasn't kind and gentle all the time, he kicked Apocalypse's Ass! He bitch slapped Lex Luthor countless times! Sh-t! Stop f-cking with the art form, you Douche!"
Jerry Siegel has to be rolling over in his grave at this crap. And no doubt the late Christopher Reeve may be disappointed.
Superman may even be gay, or that's the new rumor and revision on the Man of Steel.
Gotta wonder about Batman and the Boy Wonder, two lonely guys, sharing a mansion and a cave with an old prissy butler. See how easy it is to infer the ridiculous.
2 Comments:
At 2:46 PM, Ranando said…
Nick,
What happen to the Museum?
At 12:56 PM, NDwalters said…
True Kev, Brodie went for the gold. He cussed everyone out. H-Town? Cloudy, raining every day. It sucks, weatherwise. Everywhere else, OK.
Ran, I think the Museum is gone. Not enough contributors. Gotta love free blogs.
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