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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney's Gotta Gun

OK, no this is not a parody of an Aerosmith Song, this will have some humor, but also a point.

Let's compare two tragic events.

Dick Cheney accidentally fires a shotgun into the face of a lawyer (yeah punchline in a lawyer joke, but hey)
Ted Kennedy, drives drunk and veers off a bridge into Chappaquidduck River off Martha's Vineyard.

Cheney calls the cops and EMS immediately.
Ted Kennedy took 8 fuckin hours to report the car crash, oh and the girl trapped inside his car.

Cheney feels remorse and sadness for injuring his friend and guest.
Kennedy has yet to apologize or acknowledge his responsibility in killing his colleague and romantic interest, Mary Jo Kopechne.

Cheney gave a statement 3 days after the event.
Ted Kennedy has taken over 36 years and hasn't said shit.

Cheney fired birdshot in this story.
Teddy spewed bullshit in his story.

The lawyer lives.
Mary Jo is still dead.

Who's the bigger hypocrite here? And why oh why is one getting worse treatment than the other?

Could it be, whiners like David Gregory and Mark Knoller whining about Cheney getting off light. Hey Dave, Mark, when Cheney did that, it was an accident. We're pretty sure Teddy capitalized on a bad situation.

F-ck you very much, liberals.

Peace out!

2 Comments:

  • At 11:56 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    I'm not sure what to say schmaltless.

    I haven't really seen any huge reactions against this. It was obviously an accident - but I think you need to expect the jokes.

    It's slightly ironic given our last debate about how the Islamic world is up in arms over a Mohammad joke - that you are apparently upset people are making fun of this?

    On the same note though, it is a pretty serious matter. I mean, I'm not sure what will happen if this guy winds up dying from this (which it doesn't sound as if he will, but he could).

    I for one am just hoping to see it tighten up gun control. I'm surprised I haven't read articles suggesting 'If #2 can't control his constitutional right, how can we expect others to?' ..just thinking out loud there really.

     
  • At 12:00 AM, Blogger Kevin said…

    ...also - not to pick on you, but I mean, what is this:

    Let's compare two tragic events.

    Typical problem I love pointing out with our society, and this is a perfect example.

    WHY compare these two events? They are both said and done with - and both are as you said, tragic (in their own ways).

    At the same time though, they have absolutely NOTHING in common and serve NO PURPOSE except to further alienate supporters of each side from one another.

     

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