Cheney's Gotta Gun

OK, no this is not a parody of an Aerosmith Song, this will have some humor, but also a point.

Let's compare two tragic events.

Dick Cheney accidentally fires a shotgun into the face of a lawyer (yeah punchline in a lawyer joke, but hey)
Ted Kennedy, drives drunk and veers off a bridge into Chappaquidduck River off Martha's Vineyard.

Cheney calls the cops and EMS immediately.
Ted Kennedy took 8 fuckin hours to report the car crash, oh and the girl trapped inside his car.

Cheney feels remorse and sadness for injuring his friend and guest.
Kennedy has yet to apologize or acknowledge his responsibility in killing his colleague and romantic interest, Mary Jo Kopechne.

Cheney gave a statement 3 days after the event.
Ted Kennedy has taken over 36 years and hasn't said shit.

Cheney fired birdshot in this story.
Teddy spewed bullshit in his story.

The lawyer lives.
Mary Jo is still dead.

Who's the bigger hypocrite here? And why oh why is one getting worse treatment than the other?

Could it be, whiners like David Gregory and Mark Knoller whining about Cheney getting off light. Hey Dave, Mark, when Cheney did that, it was an accident. We're pretty sure Teddy capitalized on a bad situation.

F-ck you very much, liberals.

Peace out!