YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL, IF

In the tradition of Jeff Foxworthy, with the bite of Ron White, aka Tater Salad, here's some fun venting.....

YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL IF.....

You are complaining about the so-called Gulag at Guantanamo Bay, but say jack scheisse about the gulags in China, North Korea, Cuba, or other lands of genocide.

You think the President of the United States, and The West Wing's President are the same.... (take that Martin Sheen!)

You would vote for Hillary Clinton, who lived in New York for a few years, and not a native New Yorker like say Rudy Guiliani or George Pataki.

You think Hillary is a MILF.

You think Chelsea is hot.

You thought Bill's job as President ranks better than the "job" he got from the fat chick intern. (Both were the same in our eyes)

You think Freedom of Religion means removing Christianity but keeping radical sects of Islam and promoting Atheism are better.

You say you value human life, and didn't say a peep when Terri Schiavo was starved and dehydrated to death.

You think Allen Colmes is one sharp guy!

You think Janeane Garofalo is a beautiful person, despite her rudeness, interrupting people, and the endless yards of tatoos on her FAT ARMS.

You think Michael Moore told the truth about 9/11, and not say Rudy Guiliani, Condi Rice, or Norman Mineta, all of whom were handling the events of 9/11 and keeping America afloat.

You think the words Jesus Christ should be limited to swearing, but throw a fit if they are uttered in reverance or prayer.

You think Nazis and Communists had no similiarities, other than originating from the same damn continent.

Bring me more!!!!

I EXPECT COMMENTS.