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Friday, June 24, 2005

God's Coming Back and He's Not Happy

Click on this site, and see what I mean.... www.landoverbaptist.org It's a Christian and God-bashing site. It's not satire, but rather, filth.....

Here's how God may respond when the time comes:

Although, God's not coming back HAPPY, as liberals and some lukewarm "Christians" say he will. Here's what it is:

He came on a donkey on Palm Sunday
He was crucified on Good Friday.
He was scourged for our sins.
He was buried, was that the end?

On Easter he did rise.
Much to everyone's suprise.
He talked to his disciples, and they did gawk.
At the man resurrected who led their flock.

He talked to Thomas, John, James and Peter.
And later enough folks to fill a theater.
Some of you think this is a bedtime story.
Interesting how the Romans documented this glory.

Christ entered Jerusalem rather meek.
And suffered but gained from that tumultuous week.
He will come back, on an unknown day.
However, he may not have much nice to say.

Instead of a colt, he'll be riding a steed.
With a sword in hand, and enemies will bleed.
He won't come back quiet or gracious.
Rather ticked off like Braveheart or Maximus.

Many will wonder why he's so mad.
Gee, let's look at all of the bad.
We've taken his name in vain, spit at his Word.
A guy made a picture of him, covered in turds.

There was the cross in a jar of piss.
And the person doing sick things with a crucifix.
And lets not forget the popular cry.
If God will not judge, then neither should thy.

However, God will save those who are His.
He knows each and every name that there is.
For those who did cause God such strife.
They shall not be in the book of Life.

While God is gentle and just to those he loves.
To his enemies, there are no kidd glove.
Many think God is just words.
Tell that to his angels with their swords.

All I know is that much gnashing will abound.
It will be a witch WHEN THE MAN COMES AROUND.

God Forgive our sins aplenty.
If you value Him, you shall gain eternity.
Amen.

10 Comments:

  • At 11:44 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    uhh -- what the fuck ever -- that site is funny as hell.

     
  • At 6:19 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Kevin, that's the type of answer I expect from those who slam Christians. Funny? Sure, now if this site slammed your friends and family would that be "funny?" Only, if they were Christians, right?

    Sheesh, I expect better out of you.

     
  • At 12:26 PM, Blogger owdbob said…

    OK. Ivan typical COMMIE-MENT. Better off DEAD than RED!

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    Nick -- it promoted 'What would Jesus Do?' panties...

    how much more satirical can you get?

    You have a blog complete with making fun of liberals -- and if you had a marketplace, I've no doubt you'd sell liberal bashing materials.

    As such, why isn't it just funny that this site sells crap like that?

    It's like a religious version of 'The Onion'

     
  • At 3:37 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    The Onion pokes fun at EVERYONE. This is made by sick freaks who have a grudge against God for not granting them every selfish desire.

    There's racy, then there's offensive, Cleveland. Gosh, I'm outta here.- Peter Griffin.

     
  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    "What the fuck ever?" Gee, way to lecture me on cursing.

    Kiss your mother with that mouth, Damien?

     
  • At 3:47 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    You sick bastard, I don't kiss my mother with any mouth. Go back to west virginia.

    But fine, since you want to argue it, the supreme court has ruled (on more than one occasion) that it is useless to litigate or otherwise argue taste. Namely as taste is nothing more than an interpretation of opinion.

    As such, if you don't like the site, don't go to it. If you had any sort of web-dev know how, I have no doubt you'd like to make a site making fun of everyone that does NOT believe in god. So let them satirize how they will.

    I am looking forward to purchasing an item or so from there.

    If you're really sweet, when you cum down for the gay parade this week, I'll purchase you a 'What would Jesus do' thong. ohhh how sweet to think of your asscheeks flossed by a WWJD thong string.

     
  • At 10:02 AM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    Kevin, you're beyond any hope. Enjoy Gomorrah, pal.

     
  • At 4:22 PM, Blogger NDwalters said…

    No witty response? No satire defenses? Come on Kev, aren't you usually the one to have the last word?

    Honestly, I don't think it's satire or a joke. You probably hate God and Christians since you weren't given what you felt you deserved in life, so since it didn't work for you, it shall work for no one.

    Nice middle of the road beliefs. Hate to see what you think FAR LEFT is. And when did I deny that I am a right wingist? Ooo! Make me sound like a Nazi. Could you hold up while I polish my jackboots and stormtrooper hat? Danke schaen.

     
  • At 2:57 PM, Blogger Kevin said…

    hah

    I couldnt help but notice a thick sense of defensiveness in that response. And last word, forsooth I'll have the last word.

    I was out of town for the holiday watching bombs bursting in air...

    In any case, I still contend I don't hate Christians nor God for that matter.

    It's just that my beliefs in God don't actually come from faith but rather from deductive logic and then some ssnse of humility.

    But still, I am not sure why you suggest I don't feel that I have gotten what I have wanted in life. I certainly don't feel deprived in any sort of way and as I have noted, am generally a very happy individual -- namely in part to my friends and family.

    Also, I'm not sure how saying that cartoon is satirical negates my middle of the road status? When I see cartoons of hippies depicted as lemmings and sheep, I certainly don't get mad at the right for making such cartoons -- so on the same note, I wouldn't get mad at someone from the left depicting our administration as over-aggressive towards the world.

     

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