WHAT IF Headlines and HOW IT REALLY IS
What if the liberals had no restraints and put whatever they wanted to? (as if they have restraint, right?)
September 12, 2001, New York Times- "America Attacked By Terrorists, This Was a Deserved and OverDue Attack."
November 3, 2004- London Guardian- "Bush rigs and wins elections. Thanks you 60 Million and counting Red State, illiterate, Bible-Thumping Douche Bags!"
Baghdad Tribune, December 2003- We are fighting you and winning! Saddam will beat you! Al Hail Saddam!
Salon Magazine, April 2005- Pope John Paul II, and Terri Schiavo Are Gone. Society No Longer Has to Bare Their Burdens. Thank Whomever That the Pontiff Homophobe is Gone!
AND NOW THE TRUTH!!!!
NY Daily News, September 12, 2001- OH IT'S WAR, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! GET READY FOR THE ASS BEAT OF A LIFETIME!!!!! Bush Says, 'You're Fucked!'
Newsmax Magazine, November 3, 2004- Bush Won Re-election 51% to 48%. Europe, Piss Off Wankers! Four More Years! Four More Years!
Baghdad Tribune, December 2003- Aw $hit, They Found Him. Dammit, we were losing anyway!
Christian Weekly, April 2005- (special Guest Columnist is THE LORD) John Paul II and Terri Schiavo, Welcome Home. I apologize for what man did. Welcome to Eternal Rest. Salon, Michael Schiavo, Chris Matthews, GET READY TO BURN!!!!
What if these liberal morons had been in charge of the news in WWII? Here's their press headlines:
NY Times June 7, 1944. "US Forces take heavy casualties in disastrous invasion in France."
LA Times December 8, 1941- "US Dealt Crushing Blow at Pearl Harbor, Peace Talks Should Continue With Japan."
Berlin Examiner May 2, 1945: "Russians Think They're Winning. Hitler's Not Dead, He's Just RESTING. Stalin, Get Ready for Our Counter Attack! Sieg Heil!"
Tokyo Telegraph August 10, 1945- "Americans Slaughter Defenseless Citizens in Hiroshima with Super Bomb. We Never Treated Anyone Bad! Nanking, Bataan, River Kwai- SHUT UP!"
HERE'S THE TRUTH:
Washington Times; June 8, 1944- Bend Over Hitler! Here It Comes! You are F#cked!
New York Daily News: December 8, 1941- NOW WE'RE PISSED OFF! Attack Us HUH?!?
Hiroshima Express August 10, 1945: OH SH$T!!!! That did ALOT of Damage! We Surrender!!!!
Berlin Examiner May 2, 1945: F#ckin A, We Give Up Already!
September 12, 2001, New York Times- "America Attacked By Terrorists, This Was a Deserved and OverDue Attack."
November 3, 2004- London Guardian- "Bush rigs and wins elections. Thanks you 60 Million and counting Red State, illiterate, Bible-Thumping Douche Bags!"
Baghdad Tribune, December 2003- We are fighting you and winning! Saddam will beat you! Al Hail Saddam!
Salon Magazine, April 2005- Pope John Paul II, and Terri Schiavo Are Gone. Society No Longer Has to Bare Their Burdens. Thank Whomever That the Pontiff Homophobe is Gone!
AND NOW THE TRUTH!!!!
NY Daily News, September 12, 2001- OH IT'S WAR, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! GET READY FOR THE ASS BEAT OF A LIFETIME!!!!! Bush Says, 'You're Fucked!'
Newsmax Magazine, November 3, 2004- Bush Won Re-election 51% to 48%. Europe, Piss Off Wankers! Four More Years! Four More Years!
Baghdad Tribune, December 2003- Aw $hit, They Found Him. Dammit, we were losing anyway!
Christian Weekly, April 2005- (special Guest Columnist is THE LORD) John Paul II and Terri Schiavo, Welcome Home. I apologize for what man did. Welcome to Eternal Rest. Salon, Michael Schiavo, Chris Matthews, GET READY TO BURN!!!!
What if these liberal morons had been in charge of the news in WWII? Here's their press headlines:
NY Times June 7, 1944. "US Forces take heavy casualties in disastrous invasion in France."
LA Times December 8, 1941- "US Dealt Crushing Blow at Pearl Harbor, Peace Talks Should Continue With Japan."
Berlin Examiner May 2, 1945: "Russians Think They're Winning. Hitler's Not Dead, He's Just RESTING. Stalin, Get Ready for Our Counter Attack! Sieg Heil!"
Tokyo Telegraph August 10, 1945- "Americans Slaughter Defenseless Citizens in Hiroshima with Super Bomb. We Never Treated Anyone Bad! Nanking, Bataan, River Kwai- SHUT UP!"
HERE'S THE TRUTH:
Washington Times; June 8, 1944- Bend Over Hitler! Here It Comes! You are F#cked!
New York Daily News: December 8, 1941- NOW WE'RE PISSED OFF! Attack Us HUH?!?
Hiroshima Express August 10, 1945: OH SH$T!!!! That did ALOT of Damage! We Surrender!!!!
Berlin Examiner May 2, 1945: F#ckin A, We Give Up Already!
posted by NDwalters @ 12:06 PM
1 Comments:
At 1:05 PM,
NDwalters said…
About damn time my team got better, Fresh Sign.
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