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Monday, July 18, 2005


OK, last night's Family Guy was HILARIOUS...

Here are some reasons why.

1. At one point, Chris Griffin is looking for milk and gets ushered behind a counter by an animated hand. Then, Chris is part of the 80's Video, TAKE ON ME, with the A-ha singer and the two evil animated mechanics. FUNNY. Chris is asked where he was. Chris: I DON'T KNOW!

2. The Goonies was ripped off. Peter and Griffin Fam are fleeing in the Sewers of Chinatown and meet the Goonies. Peter sees Chunk and says, "Hey Chunk! Do the Truffle Shuffle!"
'Awww, geez.' "DO IT!" Kid then lifts his shirt and wiggles his gut. Peter then laughs, "Hehe, Childhood obesity."

3. Karl Malden sniffs up all of Peter Griffin's cocaine. Peter- I think you got the better end of this! Malden has a 3 foot by 3 foot schnoz. Nuff said.

4. Sirry Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids!- Asian TV spoofs Trix, and the rabbit is denied his Trix. This time, he karate chops the mom, tosses a girl across a table and breaks the son's neck and finally gets his tricks.

5. Age of Innocence- Anyone who felt they wasted money seeing this Scorcese flick will laugh at Daniel Day Lewis animation parody asking, "My God, Winona Ryder? She's terrible. Can we get a topless scene?" Scorcese: Yeah, sure. We did it in Raging Bull.

6. Joe Swanson in helicopter in sewers, shoots random Star Wars Imperial Fighters out of area....

7. Mayor Adam West and his Bright Lite. "No one messes with Adam We and gets away with it!"

8. NEVERENDING STORY RIP OFF- Peter is reading book, under blanket with flashlight and apple. He's ontop of the monster screaming, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Creature grunts, "Uh, you're too heavy." Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! "We're going down...." Monster crashes into dirt, dead. Peter is heard with muffled Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

Need I say more?

Watch Family Guy, Sunday Nights 8 pm CT, 9 pm ET and so on.....


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