OK, AND LIBERALS SAY WE'RE UGLY?

Here's a great myth to debunk, NOW.

Liberals are cute, and conservatives are ugly, so says some of the DUMBEST liberal bloggers and celebs on earth. Beauty does not make you smart, J-Lo. The botox and nip-tucks have got to be hitting their brain cells, HARD.

OK if conservatives are sooooo ugly, explain the following......

Janeane Garofalo- once an actress, now an agitator. Janeane traded her clumsy once so-so manner for ugly, mean, loud, and scary behavior. Janeane has a loud mouth, fat chicken arms, and tatoos that would impress Tommy Lee. To top it off, Janeane is rude, hates everyone who is against her, and cuts off everyone in mid-sentence. Yep, she even pissed off Allen Colmes once.

Helen Thomas- Can we say Sith Overlord? She's got the face that could double for a bulldog and eyes that make Darth Maul look angelic. And if the face doesn't scare you, try her voice and articles.

Maureen Dowd- DRAGON LADY DEMOCRAT. She says she ripped Clinton. Don't you believe it. She hates Bush, Christians, and despises any moderate Democrats. This technicolored hair queen, thanks to Zell Miller for that gem, is really a devil. Her horns may poke through that dye job some day, but no one seems to care. Yeah she's hot, and so are the pits of hell!

Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer, both have turkey necks. ANd they once called Barbara Bush and Laura Bush frumpy and unattractive. Yeah, lets take the word of The Gollum and The Troll. (The preciousssss, hehehe).

Looks aren't everything, of course. There are some cute liberals, but their views kill off any likening or even fondness.

Ashley Judd- once upon a time, loved her. Since she marched for the right to kill the unborn and spoke vitriole against Bush and the majority of the US, she has dropped in stock value.

J-Lo- why did I put her. Mrs. Insures her Ass with Lloyds of London, is an overrated actress and singer. Why she hooked up with Ben Affleck, we'll never know.

Gwyneth Paltrow- naming your kid a fruit is creepy enough, but saying that America is a frightening place and comparing it to Nazi Germany is enough to make me quit watching her stuff. Also, Gwyneth is now sporting an English accent. Awww, is she ashamed of her homeland? You bet your arse.

Even cuteness is not enough to mask the venom that makes me upset. Liberals may claim cuteness or great ideas, but some of their ideas are ugly enough to destroy the Louvre. These Dorian Gray types are seen for what they are, embodiments of nastiness, while they think they are nice and cute and all that.

Be careful out there. Don't fall for a face, find out what's behind it before you commit. Otherwise, you may endure hell.