TOY SOLDIER ABDUCTED

How desparate are the terrorists now?

Well, here's how bad they have gotten. They've kidnapped a GI Joe Doll. Maybe they're just angry that the Iraqi elections went off with relative minimal bloodshed. That Iraq choose freedom over terrorism. Also that Bush got re-elected and there is no Scarecrow Wuss Boy as President. Awwwww, Cry me a River!

Like bad little kids, they did not think through their scheme. Like bad kids they got mad and wanted to play a joke. But STUPIDLY, they screwed the pooch royally.

How can you tell that they screwed the pooch?

1. The missing "soldier" was too lifeless looking. No blood, no bruises, no blindfold.

2. The "trooper" still had on his gear and boots. Terrorists usually take all weapons and belts and gear off, to insure that their hostage is not packing any secret or hidden weapons.

3. The gun is held by one hand and painted oddly. Most US weapons are not painted that scheme.

4. The toy company issued a statement and showed one of their GI Joes with the pic of the "hostage." Side by side showed the same face, gun, gear, and other stuff in the hostage pic, as in the pic of the doll and the packaging with the plastic wrap. Durh!!!!!!

5. It's a group no one ever heard of. Come one it's gotta at least be a Martyr's Brigade or Al Zarqawi.

Conclusion: The terrorists are STUPID and SICK and their days are numbered less and less, due to this indicator of poor workmanship.


Oh wait, a news alert. The Terrorists have kidnapped Optimus Prime and a Cabbage Patch Kid! Repeat Optimus Prime and a Cabbage Patch Kid were abducted. The suspects are the Islamic Brotherhood of Dumbasses, and Megatron. That's right, Megatron converted to Islam after Transformers The Movie.