Dear Jean Letter to the EU,
Dear Europe,
Thanks for the world wars and all the pranks played against us, but seriously, we need to tell you something. We're done with you. It's over.... You are morons. We broke off from your countries so NOT to be under your yoke. Stop trying to reclaim us. We invented the A-Bomb, H-Bomb, and Neutron Bomb. If you try invasion, we'll use those bombs and a slew of other neat shit we invented to make you stay back on your continent. Also, do not interfere with our laws. We believe in the RIGHT TO LIFE, not your Right to Kill death-obsessed continent. We believe in God, who lasts forever, NOT the works of dead men like Freud, Nietchze, Hitler, or even frickin Muhammad (he's dead, I put his remnants in my gas tank today). We are a truly free land, NOT you guys who are stepping on eggshells on a hostile group that went so far as to carve up Theo Van Gough like a Thanksgiving Turkey because he told on Islam and how it views women. We are not perfect, as opposed to you who acts perfect and tries to make us less than you. Kindly fuck off, or we'll start the war this time and make you OUR Bitches. Remember this, had we not intervened for many of your behalf, you'd either be speaking German or you'd be air pollution over SW Poland right now. Remember that. Take your EU Charter and keep it on your side of the pond. We've had ONE CONSTITUTION here, while you idiots came up with Diet Of Worms, Magna Carta, Mein Kampf, The Nuremberg Laws, Soviet Legal System, Manifestos and all manner of false and disproved ideology. We may visit again, IF you tone it down and just SHUT the F#CK UP about our President. He isn't perfect, but he's ours. STOP INTERFERING WITH US! Didn't you assholes learn from our Revolution, The War of 1812, Monroe Doctrine, and Two World Wars? Apparently Not.
Later,
The US.
PS: Enclosed is a list of former Americans who consider themselves CITIZENS OF THE WORLD. Take their COW asses off our hands, as we're sending them Pronto. I hope you have enough Crisco to feed Michael Moore and Rosie O Donnell.... cause they're just the tip of the iceberg we're sending your way!
Thanks for the world wars and all the pranks played against us, but seriously, we need to tell you something. We're done with you. It's over.... You are morons. We broke off from your countries so NOT to be under your yoke. Stop trying to reclaim us. We invented the A-Bomb, H-Bomb, and Neutron Bomb. If you try invasion, we'll use those bombs and a slew of other neat shit we invented to make you stay back on your continent. Also, do not interfere with our laws. We believe in the RIGHT TO LIFE, not your Right to Kill death-obsessed continent. We believe in God, who lasts forever, NOT the works of dead men like Freud, Nietchze, Hitler, or even frickin Muhammad (he's dead, I put his remnants in my gas tank today). We are a truly free land, NOT you guys who are stepping on eggshells on a hostile group that went so far as to carve up Theo Van Gough like a Thanksgiving Turkey because he told on Islam and how it views women. We are not perfect, as opposed to you who acts perfect and tries to make us less than you. Kindly fuck off, or we'll start the war this time and make you OUR Bitches. Remember this, had we not intervened for many of your behalf, you'd either be speaking German or you'd be air pollution over SW Poland right now. Remember that. Take your EU Charter and keep it on your side of the pond. We've had ONE CONSTITUTION here, while you idiots came up with Diet Of Worms, Magna Carta, Mein Kampf, The Nuremberg Laws, Soviet Legal System, Manifestos and all manner of false and disproved ideology. We may visit again, IF you tone it down and just SHUT the F#CK UP about our President. He isn't perfect, but he's ours. STOP INTERFERING WITH US! Didn't you assholes learn from our Revolution, The War of 1812, Monroe Doctrine, and Two World Wars? Apparently Not.
Later,
The US.
PS: Enclosed is a list of former Americans who consider themselves CITIZENS OF THE WORLD. Take their COW asses off our hands, as we're sending them Pronto. I hope you have enough Crisco to feed Michael Moore and Rosie O Donnell.... cause they're just the tip of the iceberg we're sending your way!
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