KERRY CAMPAIGN MEETS WILLY WONKA SONG

Kerry Oompa Loompa Song

(Think of the Willy Wonka Oompa Loompa Guys song- purple faced guys)
Flip flop flip flop, flippity larry
What do you think of John F Kerry?
Flip flop flip flop flippity resa
His campaign could be hurt by Teresa.
What do you we do when she opens her mouth?
Will our polls go up or south?
What do we do when she tells someone "shove it?"
Tell them she forgot to take her Zanix.
Off her meds.
Losing her head.
Flip flop flip flop flippity rink,
It looks like this campaign will sink
Flip flop flip flop flippity spaces
It's hard to pick a guy who has two faces.
What do you we do with his 3 Purple Hearts?
Bush and Swifties accusations sure do smart.
What do we do with the info we gather?
Just let some make it up, like Dan Rather.
Flip flop flip flop, Flippity picturey'
At this rate, Bush will have an easy victory.
Flip flop flip flop, flippty four
Hear for Bush Cheney in 04.